SPAM Haiku 12601-12700

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12601.
No one to cry to
I'm SPAMMED by my own free will
Tragic death by SPAM
--Narf

12602.
Treet, cheap SPAM rip-off.
Lower quality? For sure.
Treet, the SPAM of SPAM!

--Brett, bbertram@brauncorp.com

12603.
Secret rebel shame.......
Fed Anakin evil loaf,
turned to the Dark Side!

--Brett, bbertram@brauncorp.com

12604.
A ship sinks, people
drown. Sharks circle and feed. A
lone can cries for help.

--Brett, bbertram@brauncorp.com

12605.
you have not seen death
until the day you see me
in there nothing real

--Portalsley

12606.
Bland mundane SPAM square
Freedom, creativity
SPAM on rye to go

--Doc Fritz, docfritz@aol.com

12607.
I am one with SPAM
Closer examination
Oh, how you mock me

--Doc Fritz, docfritz@aol.com

12608.
Goatboy likes his SPAM
That he received from Bob Dole
Through the needle point

--CASEY LOPER, GoatboyNaa@aol.com

12609.
SPAM smells like dog rocks,
Stinking up the muddy hill.
I hear my dog snore.

--Jacky

12610.
I stand by the road,
Watching the cars quickly pass.
Here comes the SPAM truck.

--Jacky

12611.
Spamku inspired me
In ways my coworkers think
Best left forgotten.

--Laura Lapinski, juptahpower@hotmail.com

12612.
And now the morning
And hours to wait with hunger
Till noon and more SPAM

--BILL POWER, BILL@COGS.NS.CA

12613.
My love forgotten
My spirit dark and somber
Like empty SPAM cans

--bill power, bill@cogs.ns.ca

12614.
LEPER finds secret
So tired from calling "UNCLEAN!"
Smears self with old SPAM

--Hideous Spamideous, bsbartley@integrityonline.com

12615.
Pink like Ms. KIDMAN
Goes QUITE straight to my mid, man!
CANNED meat at Dead Calm

--Holly Wood-Spamm, nicole@msn.com

12616.
much depends on spam
i do love the way it can
fill me more than lamb

--yum_yum

12617.
I rage at the SPAM:
Just who does she think she is?
The blue can stands mute

--Matt Clenott

12618.
SPAM, shit that stuff stinks
My dog Hunding don't eat SPAM!!!
Proud of Hunding dog!

--WCKEMPE@aol.com

12619.
i do not eat spam.
i'm a vegetarian.
spam's from the devil!

--ramona

12620.
Fried in bacon grease--
Cut into bitesize pieces
One SPAMMED piggy lies.

--Gail Lewis, Gailewis@aol.com

12621.
disarrangement pink
pinkment arranged contumely
gel mask on canvas

--Spambo Pincasso, Spambop@pinccubism.com

12622.
Kevorkian: "Eat!"
Who needs euthanasia?
You only need SPAM

--Scott McCraw

12623.
Hepatitis C
Was silently stalking me--
My life now........SPAM free.

--Delete SPAM & HCV, Don't get it, Don't spread it!...http://hepatitis-central.com/

12624.
Black habited nuns
Loved SPAM until twelve o'clock--
"Candles out by ten."

--Nunnery Funnery, Da Pope on a rope

12625.
DX Ball crazed me
Writings of SPAM amazed me--
And Bill's my hero.

--Jane, just plain Jane, Bit me! Bite me Marv!

12626.
Giddy-up horsey.
Giddy-up, whoa. SPAM! SPAM! SPAM!
Which way did they go?

--regnad

12627.
Mechanically
separated chicken parts;
(see ingredients).

--Harry Protagonist, the world wonders

12628.
Pink meat in a can.
Who is like unto our SPAM?
My bowels praise thee!

--Harry Protagonist, the world wonders

12629.
Llama, mouse, rat, horse--
All are one; like a Bodh tree.
In SPAM consciousness.

--Harry Protagonist, the world wonders

12630.
Pink mystery flesh.
How you change as I fry you.
Like a naked mouse.

--Harry Protagonist & Hadjamomo, the world wonders

12631.
three pizza eaters
lunch on toasted sandwiches
of spam an' an egg

--Wm. Kwapy, kwaptv@mvp.net

12632.
One light bulb burning.
Proud Mom opens SPAM, fries in
butter and garlic.

--wm. kwapy, kwaptv@mvp.net

12633.
Cold milk and warm SPAM,
waxes the roof of my mouth,
with pinky white fat.

--Scott McCraw

12634.
We will eat SPAM now
I say to the SPAM crazed crowds
and they worship me.

--Baron Skatmann, skatmann@excite.com

12635.
Ate SPAM with crackers
He licked SPAM jam from the can
Thought I had it bad!

--Sergio Montes, sergimus@aol.com

12636.
SPAM is like the force;
It contains something of all
It makes up all things

--Sergio Montes, sergimus@aol.com

12637.
Pigeons like to fly
Fed them SPAM in the Plaza
Never flew again

--Sergio Montes, sergimus@aol.com

12638.
Purée one whole pig.
Stuff it into a can. Coat
with gelatin. SPAM!

--Harry Protagonist, the world wonders

12639.
A mad cow was made
into a can of SPAM-Lite.
So spongy, my brain.

--Harry Protagonist, the world wonders

12640.
What is the sound of
a SPAM-cube falling on the
floor of God's mind? OOOMMM!

--Harry Protagonist, the world wonders

12641.
SPAM on the table.
Summer flies buzzing, hungry.
"It is like pink dung!"

--Harry Protagonist, the world wonders

12642.
Feed SPAM to a pig.
Life's circle now is complete,
you sadistic punk.

--Harry Protagonist, the world wonders

12643.
Baby will not eat.
Mother says, "Here, have some SPAM."
"No Baby! Don't throw!"

--Harry Protagonist, the world wonders

12644.
Godzilla eats SPAM.
Rodan, Mothra, Ghidrah, too.
You want to be tall?

--Harry Protagonist, the world wonders

12645.
Moon mission mealtime.
SPAM in a squeeze tube. "Houston,
we have a problem!"

--regnad

12646.
LEM's hatch flies open.
Blue can tossed in disgust. "That's
one small step for SPAM..."

--regnad

12647.
No me gusta SPAM
El carne del diablo
El SPAM es malo

--Zac, Zwiggy@msn.com

12648.
Murderer, vile meat
Clogging arteries with goo.
Wake up! Time to fry.

--Andrew C. Wilhelm, adrihotel@aol.com

12649.
Pink meteor falls
in the hills outside Arkham.
"The SPAM out of Space"

--H. P. Porkcraft (aka Harry Protagonist), the world wonders

12650.
In each can of SPAM
there are pieces of pig hearts.
SPAM is meat with love.

--Harry Protagonist, the world wonders

12651.
Girl, crying, eats SPAM.
Mother asks, "Why do you cry?"
Girl sobs, "Baa ram ewe!"

--Harry Protagonist, the world wonders

12652.
Wife cooks SPAM supper
Husband chews, then convulses
One more SPAM widow

--Nathan

12653.
spam cooks on griddle
eggs complement it nicely
life's meaning is found

--jinkleheimer

12654.
it taste real nasty
it looks real nasty, uh huh
it is spam the ham

--your an ob wanna be

12655.
Tiny-Winky, Po,
Dipsy, and Laa-Laa all love
SPAM on Tubby Toast!

--regnad

12656.
SPAM, pink and perfect
You are snug as a bug in-
Side your blue steel can

--Anonymous

12657.
I must choose twixt two
Evils; SPAM or Mac and Cheese
Oh, the pain of it!

--Blackwood, Anon

12658.
Like the lunchroom food
It gives me indigestion
Where's the bathroom please?

--Spamman from Gresham, Nerdjok@aol.com

12659.
In Heaven is SPAM
I know where I'm not going
Satan here I come!

--Nerdjok@aol.com

12660.
SPAM is crazy food
Mysterious in its ways
Prone to violence

--Dan Lipert, bah, eat me

12661.
Now ain't that some SPAM
The Colorado Squat Team
Bunch of weenie gals

--The World's Most Useless, Police Force is in Colorado

12662.
Drunken college "brains" (?)
At Mass. Institute of Twerps
Eat SPAM and raise hell.

--Party @ M.I.T., Jess@letsgowild.edu

12663.
SPAM not for breakfast
SPAM is the food for lunchtime
SPAM How I Love Thee

--Andy J, Spam@Spam.com

12664.
I am God of SPAM
I crush all with soft pink fists
Lo, fear my wrath: SPAM.

--Kevin Klein, cuchulan@hotmail.com

12665.
SPAM Lord crushes all
His power is eternal
Fear for your soul: SPAM

--Kevin Klein, cuchulan@hotmail.com

12666.
SPAM is the reason
Violence is in season
And the beat goes on

--Bildo, Our War Time Pres. , He'll get us all killed

12667.
Actually a SPAM
Is pink, healthy, and wholesome--
Ditto for Clinton.

--SPAMerica at War, Violence, what violence?

12668.
I just love me SPAM
A tasty bit of snacking
Taste twice for one price

--Brownstreak, johnhopper@outhouse.com

12669.
SPAM and politics
While scripting TV sitcoms--
And Mass on the tube.

--Farley Haverson, Only In Spamerica!

12670.
I do not eat SPAM
I eat vegetarians--
Similar distaste

--Jeanie the bird girl, with the Goodwill clothes....I love you!

12671.
Shhh-plop! goes the loaf
Sliding lewdly from the can
Like a square, pink slut

--Anonymous

12672.
Want to see me eat
SPAM? Chew, chew. Swallow. Gurr-rallph!
Want to see again?

--regnad

12673.
Dipsy hides the SPAM
from Tinky-Winky. UH-OH!
Tubby rage ensues!

--regnad

12674.
If I were Skipper,
a can of SPAM would be my
buddy, Gilligan.

--Philip Welsh, fishie_pie@hotmail.com

12675.
Where is my SPAM cube
Can there be a better place
Than here in my mouth

--Evan The conquerer

12676.
Between my mouth SPAM
sits stuck in there so tasty
I lick it bare there

--Evan The conquerer

12677.
Colorado cops
What's with these chunks of pink SPAM?
Useless as bull teats!

--Colorado Rocky Mountain Low, As seen in the news

12678.
Potted pork product
Flung far across a green field
Spamarama lives!

--dr. soo dho nimh

12679.
I have seen the SPAM
Dripping from the trees like rain
Spamdanistas Strike!

--dr soo dho nimh

12680.
Well, I'll be spammed y'all
I am from wewa..small town
We love our SPAM BAMM

--Judith Husband, JHus209365@AOL.COM

12681.
SPAM is the coolest...
SPAM is reprocessed meat, dude...
SPAM, you can't eat it

--TREY, JOHN, bro_boy21@hotmail.com

12682.
John Denver rolled o'er
Singing the Hormel SPAM song--
Praising the SQUAT team

--Barney Fife lives in Co., Hundreds of him.

12683.
Al Gore....SPAM galore
Tipper runs on low voltage--
And Bill, yes, and Bill........

--God works overtime, and has no union card.

12684.
I do not eat SPAM.
I eat vegetarians
And floss with G-strings.

--Fleegan the Vegan

12685.
It would be easy
to dine on SPAM this evening--
The Cuisine of Kings!!!!

--Andy J. SPAMicker, Spam@Hormel.com

12686.
The world's meaty fruit
Glistening radiation
Our stomachs yearning

--Matt Foy

12687.
SPAM, wonderful SPAM
sliding from the greasy tin--
pressed mass of nothing.

--James Cockroft, JESixgun@aol.com

12688.
God in his wisdom
now putting pearl before swine
beget wonder meat.

--Anonymous

12689.
SPAMful sake lunch
Chymopapain intake forms
Gently slurring thoughts

--davey wavey, dstrong@bbgslaw.com

12690.
The lonely SPAM sits
On the shelf in its blue can
Untarried by age

--.......!

12691.
Specially Prepared
Assorted Meats stand apart
From other food groups

--.......!

12692.
US violence
Starts at the breakfast table
No more SPAM or else!

--The best thing out of Arkansas, Is the next bus.

12693.
Hillary Clinton
This broad is hung like a horse--
What a chunk of SPAM

--Spam Me Momma Clinton, again and again.

12694.
Salt wasn't needed
At the very last supper
SPAM was being served

--Apostle of Spam

12695.
Dead in silver suit
Trusty robot fed him SPAM
Earth stood still to puke

--Splaatu, robospam@gortmel.com

12696.
Poor boy has no food
Trades gold ticket for SPAM can
Charlie needs bucket

--Charlie "the Spamdyman" Bucket, slobglopper@vomitiouskid.com

12697.
Miss Piggy canned, hired:
Product design for Hormel
Eat hearty, Kermit!

--Spam Benson, Sp'muppets@candepiggy.com

12698.
SPAMicidal goo
Surrounding that big pink chunk--
Clinton's own butt boys

--Heidi Schlessinger-Hall, Uof C

12699.
Hawg dinks in aspic
Healthy food for hard workers--
Welfare moms eat steak

--Gimme Girls Unite, Food stamps traded here

12700.
Hillary's butt plug
The crooked dinked Bildo Man
What a chunk of SPAM

--What is the Whitehouse, "white" with? Bildo knows.


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