SPAM Haiku 12701-12800

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12701.
Millennium meat
No missing digits in here
Just pink potted pork!
--dr. soo dho nimh

12702.
microwaveable
sometimes, sadly, it explodes
next time set on low

--char, serendipity@canoemail.com

12703.
time capsule of spam
it will not biodegrade
save it for my kids

--char, serendipity@canoemail.com

12704.
Mercury flyboys:
"We are not SPAM in a can!"
Capsules get windows.

--Reed Monroe

12705.
Y2K hoarders,
misguided, stock lots of SPAM.
The crisis deepens.

--Reed Monroe

12706.
SPAM Haiku contest
First prize is one small blue can
Second prize, two cans

--Reed Monroe

12707.
I love SPAM so much
It is so very slimy
Here, have some fake meat!

--Chase, billchase2@yahoo.com

12708.
skunks, pigs, and monkeys
these three tihngs mixed together
boiled and baked make SPAM

--andrew milner, raptor83@juno.com

12709.
A boy and his dog
Dig for canned peaches, post-war
They find only SPAM

--Reed Monroe

12710.
In Road Warrior,
That scene where Gibson eats SPAM,
Who was his stunt man?

--Reed Monroe

12711.
A mafioso
disappears; where did he go?
Oh, he's in the can.

--Reed Monroe

12712.
I'm your destiny.
I have waited a long time.
But you'll eat me yet.

--Reed Monroe

12713.
Archetypical,
Eternal, dreaded blue can
You will come to me.

--Reed Monroe

12714.
took spam to the prom
opened the can afterwards
had my way with it

--Hollywood Bonfire

12715.
Why bother to vote?
Fat sleeping pols getting head--
Make them all eat SPAM!

--Wake Up Folks!, Get tested for HCV today!

12716.
How's the SPAM hanging
You old SPAMku Jacks and Jills?
Let it all hang out!

--Naked SPAM and Youse Guys, Aninnymous Anonymouse

12717.
Tell me which is worse
A bullet in the brain pan
Or SPAM for dessert

--Andy J Spammenheimer, Spam@Lunceonloaf.com

12718.
Doc says SPAM hurt brain
Me Think SPAM cause head to hurt
Brain damaged by SPAM

--Andy J. Spammenheimer, SPAMBEGOOD.com

12719.
I was raised on SPAM
Saturated day and night--
Life in the U.S.

--Fat Pols Don't Eat SPAM, but they do eat it!

12720.
Bangor Maine uh-huh
Home of Old Duke/SPAM winos
It's a real leg pit

--Northern Redneck, redneckghetto@Bangor.com

12721.
Don't you just love SPAM
The slime-dog food of the poor?
True Redneck vittles.

--Bubba Boom, Whoa, Gee and all that yip!

12722.
Gotta get me some
Chaw a wad of pure, pink, pork--
And blow chunks tonight!

--Spacy Gracie, You can kiss my Spam!

12723.
We're all animals.
Run and take a mirrored peek
Societal SPAM!

--Spacie Gracie,, You can kiss my pink SPAM!

12724.
Lips that kissed Clinton's
Will never kiss mine or yours--
Or lick the SPAM can.

--Al Gore Wants Some Of This, ]:-{>

12725.
Potted meat beauty
Bread yearns for its fulfillment
My nourishment found

--elducci@netscape.net

12726.
Howie my man, Carr,
Fat, fuglee, balding and rude--
The perils of SPAM.

--Howie Carr dumps at the resevoir, and blames the dogs!

12727.
Vegans of the world
Know ye not your meaty bods,
All ye spawn of SPAM.

--Curb your vegans, It's the law.

12728.
look up in the sky
is it a bird, a plane--no
it is superSPAM

--chloe, izaak..machine@yahoo.com

12729.
spam: covered in gel
protected by a tin can
why is it hiding?

--dcorbit@solutionsiq.com

12730.
spam in a sandwich
one slice of pennysmart cheese
ghetto on ghetto

--dcorbit@solutionsiq.com

12731.
a cold, lonely wind
drains the feeling from my heart
did I dream of spam?

--dcorbit@solutionsiq.com

12732.
strange, pink, and meaty.
curiosity and fear.
spam? I need a clue.

--dcorbit@solutionsiq.com

12733.
a brave man eats spam.
what about the cerebral?
they find a brave man.

--dcorbit@solutionsiq.com

12734.
a cold, sweaty angst.
swelling, churning nausea.
captured in a can.

--dcorbit@solutionsiq.com

12735.
surplus spam on toast.
a breakfast fit for a king!
here king! come here boy!

--dcorbit@solutionsiq.com

12736.
Strange, pink anti-meat
served warm with chilled french champagne.
Still, it tastes like SPAM.

--dcorbit@solutionsiq.com

12737.
Look! Up in the sky!
Is it a bird or a plane?
No, I guess it's SPAM.

--Craig Beresford, crbdmsb@gateway.net

12738.
A googolplex or
the set of all SPAM Haiku.
Which is the larger?

--SpamBentsen

12739.
SPAM the horrid thing
It haunts me during the night
Please someone kill it

--Paula Treu

12740.
brown leaves waft earthward
pink spam plummets to the floor
mom, the dog is sick

--dcorbit@solutionsiq.com

12741.
spam can in the sun
musty, fetid odor rose
that's normal for spam

--dcorbit@solutionsiq.com

12742.
crunchy frost needles
a bare bulb, long dead, dangles
cold spam for breakfast

--dcorbit@solutionsiq.com

12743.
new leaves seek the light
in the dark, the spam turns green
life and death cycle

--dcorbit@solutionsiq.com

12744.
Kierkegaard said, "SPAM:
Man's meat approximation...
to reality."

--dcorbit@solutionsiq.com

12745.
SPAM jam with de ham
Make for de good lovin' man
And beast both agree.

--Fakin' Jamaican, And Shakin' de Bacon

12746.
Falling cans of SPAM
Grease rainbows in my urine
Flatulent nightmares

--Howie Kak Carr, bald, fuglee, fat and ignorant in RI

12747.
SPAM, maps, Pam's, and amps...
Who'd have thought that four letters
Could be so useful?

--Craig Beresford, crbdmsb@gateway.net

12748.
You gotta admit
SPAM is some damned good pink stuff--
Save money, buy crack!

--Butt N.Cheek, The ghet'to O.P. Boston Ma.

12749.
Massachusetts Yes!
SPAM is king of Wellesley too--
The other leg pit.

--Butt N.Cheek, The ghet'to O.P. Boston Ma.

12750.
Purse from a sow's ear?
I put my money where my
ham was: my SPAM bank!

--Bob Weiner, drbobw@flash.net

12751.
SPAM is; SPAM has been,
SPAM will be until the day
When it will have been.

--Rana, Rana@Rana.org

12752.
Yearly, SPAM is born,
But never is it consumed;
Accumulating.

--Rana, Rana@Rana.org

12753.
Not a bad city
When you take out the FAT pols--
Let them all eat SPAM!

--Mr. Boston, In the leg pit of the east.

12754.
My SPAM is crunchy
Does SPAM really have raisins?
Do raisins have legs?

--Monica "Marty" Meehan, Apologist to "Bildo" The Pres.

12755.
Have you had your SPAM
Vitamins for the needy?
Support the virile!

--Dump and Run, More kids mean more welfare monies.

12756.
Yes, we all love SPAM
Though toxic to the liver
If you've got Hep C

--Stomp out HCV & do nothing pols!, Check out www.hepatitis-central.com

12757.
Doesn't look too good.
I don't think I should eat it.
What if I get sick?

--Cathy, DonCathy2

12758.
Something's in this can.
What is it that is in here?
Open something else.

--Cathy, DonCathy2

12759.
Let's create a food
Real smelly and repulsive
Then let's call it SPAM.

--Cathy, DonCathy2

12760.
What's to eat tonight?
That pink stuff on the table?
Hope it isn't SPAM.

--Anonymous

12761.
Crave it best one can,
Blended, drinking, viscous SPAM.
Better than Green Eggs...

--isleoftara@hotmail.com

12762.
Yoda says to Luke,
"Avoiding SPAM you must be,
From Dark Side comes it."

--Spamma the Hut, mike.konczewski@hboc.com

12763.
The year 2000
will be no problem for me;
I have lots of SPAM.

--Y2Kan, mike.konczewski@hboc.com

12764.
Undulating flesh
Meat flavored bubble gum block
I puke at the thought.

--Kathleen Locke, MiaoMx@aol.com

12765.
What's that awful smell?
It smells like something's rotting.
Naw. It's just the SPAM.

--Cathy, DonCathy

12766.
The Queen Bee Judges
Swarming over our entries
State Fair SPAM panic

--Steven Rudolph

12767.
He blushed so deeply
His cheeks calling to me NOW!
Like two SPAM pieces

--Steven Rudolph

12768.
Unlike rotting fish
Or rancid like an old clam
Joy is brought with SPAM

--Mark Dainty, Mark@zipack.co.uk

12769.
Oh Hillarity
You stood by your horny man--
Should have served him SPAM.

--Hilarity Klinton, Watch out NY!

12770.
The SPAM poster boy
Ted Kennedy's car has killed--
More folks than my guns.

--Another Drunken Fat Pol, Mass. is full fo them

12771.
SPAM filet of pork,
The political symbol
Of our once great land.

--Gina Butera, gbutera@rad.edu

12772.
Dog rocketed SPAM
Thaws out in the springtime sun--
My pet's time capsules.

--Spacy Gracie, says "You can kiss my SPAM!"

12773.
Stink finger SPAMku
Bed and breakfast food supreme--
Get tested for AIDS!

--Spacy Gracie, says "You can kiss my SPAM!"

12774.
Spare change for some SPAM?
New York needs classier bums--
Hillary's coming.

--The First Lady Felon, Bites the Big Apple!

12775.
Prepare, Eat, Vomit
SPAM, SPAM? You are not Ham, Ham?
I hug the toilet

--spamming in the night

12776.
Raised on Tatooine
Hardly anything to eat
SPAM is my diet

--Ani Skywalker, Ani@skywalker.com

12777.
Now wait a second
SPAM ain't got no bones: don't try
Surgery on it

--Leeloni smith, wonder@netexpressway.com

12778.
like spam, i do. yes.
good it is, gives power much
eat, young padawan

--Yoda, Yoda@dagobah.com

12779.
Since his SPAM transplant
Referee Richard Steele sucks
Softballs through jackstraws

--Get Rid of Richard Steele , He's in with the Mafia

12780.
I sit and watch SPAM
Melt into the desert sand
Untouched uncared for.

--Peasie Head's Anon., Don't even think of barbering us!

12781.
Cherry blossoms fall
Sickeningly on my SPAM--
Air splits in the sun.

--Daisy Dulong, Canada of course

12782.
I love my country
But have sex with your country--
We're all quite lame here.

--Daisy Dulong, Canada of course

12783.
Bombed the Embassy
The little guys are sure pissed--
Send 'em SPAM take out.

--Pick one bomb from column #1, Fortune Cookie say" Don't steal no more secrets Jack!"

12784.
.`.`` .`.`` ...`.. .``. `.`.``.
Is braille for "SPAM bites the bag!"--
Even in the dark!

--The Ghost of Hellen Keller, Madam Gyps Ye's Seance Kitchen.

12785.
You must be truthful
And if you smell 'em, tell 'em--
SPAM, take a fat douche!

--The Ghost of Hellen Keller, Madam Gyps Ye's Seance Kitchen.

12786.
Having eaten SPAM
In vomitarious throes
I celebrate SPAM.

--Heidi Hottdogg aka Karen Carpenter, Blow chunks for safe sex.

12787.
We cry for the parts
that we shamelessly can't eat
unless it is SPAM.

--princess kitty & prince Dis

12788.
SPAM, when eaten, makes
my guts rebel, my brain as
well. Quit SPAM? Never!

--Anonymous

12789.
SPAM, the shitpie from
hell with the Devil's market-
ing skill. More pie please.

--Anonymous

12790.
Satan's Powerful-
ly Alluring Meat. Soil your
mouth, ruin your pants.

--Tbone4

12791.
SPAM so sublime. All
of life's beauty and pain in-
side. Puncture the can.

--Tbone4

12792.
Give SPAM a stab. Pig
guts in your guts. Oh what a
feeling, oink boink ouch.

--Tbone4

12793.
SPAM--God and Satan's
compromise. Evil condu-
it in a grace shroud.

--Tbone4

12794.
SPAM, SPAM served in 'Nam
Hippies didn't give a damn
Viet-Cong cookout

--Marky Rebel, Marky_Rebel@anti-social.com

12795.
tick-tock-tick-tock-tick...<
BOOM! Gelatinous SPAM bits
All over the walls

--Marky R.

12796.
In my soulmate's eye
Her misty dark mirrors--I
See SPAM and shudder

--Tbone4

12797.
Perfect complexion
of a young supermodel
as smooth as new SPAM.

--John Ferrari

12798.
SPAM has done so much
Congress honors it: Names SPAM
the national--what?

--John Ferrari

12799.
Berlin: JFK
says, "Ich bin ein SPAM-meister"
and Europe feels safe.

--John Ferrari

12800.
SPAM, you are the most
unnatural of all meats--
factory foodstuff.

--John Ferrari


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