Middle of the Room

From what you can tell, given your altered senses, you are in the middle of a spaceous room, its high vaulted ceiling lit by plain-looking fluorescent lights. To the far north of the chamber is a strange translucent door, through which you can see glints of colored light. To the east of the room is a strange, tubelike structure, sort of an overgrown piece of macaroni. To the south of the room, attached to the wall, is a colorful panel with little glowing buttons on it. To the west is an ugly neon sign that says "Ha Ha Ha Ha."

Here, in the floor, lies a round, brass plaque.

Oh, no! That huge, ugly green thing seems to have followed you --- and its tongue happens to be awfully fast. In the last moments, as its tongue wraps around you, you realize that it's a humungous frog ... and well, you're a fly.

The last thing you hear is a little voice in your ear: "Thank you for play testing the beta version of our cybertransformation system!"

The next moment, there is nothing but empty peace, empty calm. With no end.


Hmmm, let's pretend this never happened and try those buttons again.

Exit back to my homepage.