SPAM Haiku 10201-10300

Move backwards to Numbers 10101-10200.

10201.
In peace I eat SPAM.
I sneeze, it shoots out my nose.
The perfect garnish.

--Anonymous

10202.
Wet, warm, soft, union
SPAM and I share the oneness
Wet, warm, soft, union

--I Love You Spam, QVC DD

10203.
SPAM, oh building block!
Your slime makes me swoon with joy.
Pink globs haunt my dreams.

--Tuvilina

10204.
God bless dear England
God bless President Clinton
Lastly God, bless SPAM

--Larry, Curly and Moe, anon.

10205.
Ah, Mismanaged Care
Do nothings, going nowhere
Medical SPAMKU!

--Blue Pentagram, Blue Circle

10206.
white bird............Fleshy SPAM
It flies, it flies, She exclaims!
It should maggot soon.

--Yogi Bearananda, Siphon, Idia

10207.
Galloping Gourmet
Ate great goo-gobbers of SPAM
That's why he galloped

--Kerr Plop, anon.

10208.
What is that pink S___?
She whispered beneath the pines.
You're right he sighed, _PAM!

--Kerr Plop, anon.

10209.
Masonic temple
Carved out of one block of SPAM
Secret recipe

--John Throne, jthrone@manc.edu

10210.
Jump ugly with SPAM
Get down on it and do it
Are you street legal?

--Bockser Shortz, lowdown@mean.com

10211.
SPAM recipes: Fast
Economical, filling
And they taste (CENSORED)

--FRUGAL GLUE MAY, stick2urribs@aol.com

10212.
It takes a village
To eat one whole can of SPAM
Undoubtedly true

--Anonymous

10213.
Okay then......Knock knock!
Pharrrrrtz! Buurrp! Squirt! Ka-chunga! Flush?
Just come on in SPAM!

--Anonymous

10214.
SPAMish rice for me
Señorita, hold my SPAM
No me! she jabbers

--The Spanish Midget, rip-off Slick Rick

10215.
Deep in the back wards
patients scream the secret name
of God to all..............SPAM!

--Rafuse Robert, Burlington@frayedKnot.com

10216.
Alabam mammy
Spam me sugar baby, please
You're my rice and peas

--Ernest Knaughtvery, butbright2nite.edu

10217.
High on the front stoop
SPAM I peek a snatch of dare?
Pandora's box, Ohmmmmmm,

--Streetlightenment, anon

10218.
Feed your children SPAM,
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM! Three times, right?
And then let them teach.

--bostun teecha, My line is busy

10219.
Life's end result....Death!
You can go to hell or SPAM
There's no SPAM in hell

--Jack Tweed, Jtweed@par.net

10220.
Waterfalling stream
Plum blossoms lazily drift
A badger eats SPAM

--Jim Badger

10221.
Living on the edge
So keen, it can clean-slice SPAM
So thin......transparent

--Gonzo Lobo, Jmartin @unihv.edu

10222.
Bountiful harvest
Rain, sun, fertile soil, lush growth
I'm sold!.......Flush the SPAM

--Anonymous

10223.
Vince Fostered my SPAM
While it was going postal
I smiled....as it fried

--Crunchy Munchkin

10224.
SPAM, why do you cry
greasy gelatinous tears?
I haven't bit you.

--Starvin' Marv, biteme@once.dear

10225.
Pretty girl-pink SPAM
Littleboy blue in nine days
What's with the sex change?

--Not a pretty pic

10226.
Police sirens wail.
"Officer, she poisoned my
only can of SPAM!"

--Tuvilina

10227.
Gotham's headlines state:
Batman Dead--Found In Batcave
Clutching Can of SPAM

--Batman

10228.
SPAM bookends work well
Holding the Clintons upright
And they're slim too

--Among Anon

10229.
Please Don't Feed The Geese
I fed them my SPAMwiches
Don't need the sign now

--Wilber Fitzmeyer, Wfitz@sprint.net

10230.
Lift up your SPAM cans
Now slowly bring the cans down
Healthy use of SPAM

--Rici Simmons

10231.
The eating of SPAM
Is the most difficult job
With too few sick days

--Metro 1

10232.
This broad wasn't cute
Ms. Spam in a skimpy thong
She oil-slicked the beach

--Coney Island NY, Judd

10233.
i saw an old friend
we'd been apart for ten years
we talked about SPAM

--sterling@law.harvard.edu

10234.
Wow! Fireworks explode
Sparks and smoke in my commode
After I eat SPAM

--Hattie Nough

10235.
In the wild, wild West
You couldn't steal a man's SPAM
Or use his cell phone

--Jason Bear, Howie@aol.com

10236.
Cowboys never cruise
Those boots make them walk like that
Or is that just SPAM?

--Howdee Domee, buffalo.bob@frynet.com

10237.
Shelter life is great!
You do meet lots of hunnies
And eat lots of SPAM

--Street Person, anon.

10238.
Bugs Bunny ate SPAM
But he called it Petunia
Eeh...So what's up doc?

--Mason Dixon, Drawdline@once.net

10239.
Not before it's time
SPAM sits for years on my shelf
Virtue of patience

--Dick Murphy, no thanks!

10240.
SPAM-friendly cafes
Were crowded with hungry folk
The Great Depression

--Anonymous

10241.
Superbowl of SPAM
Cheerleaders with chicken legs
Booty for old men

--Gimmie Jimmie

10242.
Constant vigilance
Accept no imitations
Ingest the best......SPAM!

--SPAM WORKER

10243.
M'lady's pink drawers
Stuffed full of SPAM and crab claws
Don't even go there

--The Giff, aussie@nuk.com

10244.
The Sperm Whale he breached
Coughed up SPAM wads then he beached
His life turned to SPAM

--Jerry

10245.
SPAM enchiladas
Make lovin' muthas fartas
Take that to da street!

--Crazy Zeke, Da Kape

10246.
Silence is golden
I sure been blue and lonesome
And SPAM's freakin' pink!

--Crazy Zeke, Da Kape

10247.
Butt puckering SPAM
Tighten up your booty Kate
Puts glide in your stride

--8:19, 8:19

10248.
Golf isn't a sport
Ain't even an exercise
It's just yuppie SPAM

--Anonymous

10249.
What's the dark secret
of Area 51?
SPAM processing plant.

--Adam Richter

10250.
SPAM's ingredients:
Mulder has no fucking clue.
Is the truth out there?

--Adam Richter

10251.
I digitize SPAM
Now just numbers, pure data
It's still disgusting!

--Adam Richter

10252.
SPAM kitty litter
Makes your cat box self-cleaning
Don't french kiss the cat

--J P Jones

10253.
SPAM oinkable feast
Make a pig out of yourself
There's always OA

--Big N' Fat

10254.
Boston school ain't bad
I gradiated from dem
And SPAM! I'm da may'r

--Maninonunuhehe, Beentown Usa

10255.
We're all embarrassed
Clutching his petrified SPAM
He died in his sleep

--John Walsh

10256.
SPAM is not the same.
Add nothing to SPAM and mix.
Only SPAM is left.

--Lee Malone, leemalone@aol.com

10257.
SPAMku taught me much
Birds do not need Viagra
And so the cock crowed

--Mitsu Bitchie, *(%$*(&#$#%

10258.
Smoke puffs in the sky
Signal bad times are on us
I read, while SPAM burns

--thunderthud

10259.
Good for what ails you
Unless what ails you is SPAM
Don't be slow to fast

--Carrie Blighters Home

10260.
West Virginia SPAM
Mountains of meat piled sky high
With gravy biscuits

--Hi There WV, ha

10261.
In the days of old
Before SPAM was made and sold
There were no dumpsters

--Chihuahua Powa

10262.
Put on your signal
Bang a right to the pig farm
And turn into SPAM

--Chihuahua Powa, Haha

10263.
Lazarus rises
Is it the will of God or
Aroma of SPAM????

--PressedHam Don`tknap, nooneevermailzmeatdocyoga@aol.com

10264.
I am too loaded
to even count syllables
tonight do you dig?

--PressedHam Don`tknap, nooneevermailzmeatdocyoga@aol.com

10265.
so groovy and gear
were the sixties....I recall
beat of Ringo Spam

--PressedHam Don`tknap, nooneevermailzmeatdocyoga@aol.com

10266.
hey pussy boy now....
smack your veggies with drumstick
never SPAM sound make!

--PressedHam Don`tknap, nooneevermailzmeatdocyoga@aol.com

10267.
Elvis, he wiggled,
Pee Wee, giggled and jiggled.
And Jacko is SPAM!

--Burnt O'death, Jackson Fl.

10268.
Spamdex fetishers
Ride them wedgie-giving bikes
Good for a cheap laugh

--Burnt O'death, Jackson Fl.

10269.
SPAM be the right meat
Not no imitation Treet
It's da fly def, yo!

-- Mc Mommy, dprojex@hom.edu

10270.
Unkind words were said
About SPAM and I'm sorry
NOT! What's wrong with you?

--Sad Salad

10271.
Feel up your SPAM, 'kay?
Sniff it, lick it, taste it........Nice
Mikey, you want this?

--Uwant Somadis, Roxy's da klub

10272.
St. Jude, pray for us!
We're gonna do a stupid,
We gonna eat SPAM.

--Barry Ryan

10273.
I V your SPAM man,
Don't ever try to snort it.
Veins can't tell the smell.

--chicago juncqi

10274.
The fruit of evil
The serpent gave SPAM to Eve
First sin commited

--Brent "the god of the boll weevils"Bucher, zoolooney1@hotmail.com

10275.
American SPAM
Simmers in the melting pot
Red and white and goo

--Kathen Deshotel, bookworm@nternet.com

10276.
The Hell-Spawn devours,
The souls of many humans.
The SPAM told him to.

--Brent Bucher of the Mountains of the Damned., zoolooney1@hotmail.com

10277.
Leave it in its can!
Eat it, and your arteries
will face SPAM's fury.

--Adam Richter

10278.
He rages against
life's brevity, yet eats SPAM...
village idiot!

--Adam Richter

10279.
The meaning of life
found in haiku about SPAM
John Cho, you da man!

--Adam Richter

10280.
Man surfing the net
finds the SPAM Haiku Archive
and kisses the screen.

--Adam Richter

10281.
Guys can't get enough
Pink, tasty, lubricated
Kiss your heart goodbye

--The SPAM Punk

10282.
I can't resist it
It tempts and I desire it...
Obsessive craving

--The SPAM Punk

10283.
we smoked SPAM tin bong
then we got the mad-munchies
so we ate the SPAM

--Alex Hutton , alexh@ivanhoe.starway.net.au

10284.
Superman is strong.
Only weakness: kryptonite.
You expected SPAM?

--Alex Hutton, alexh@@ivanhoe.starway.net.au

10285.
It's Luke Skyspamer.
The SPAM is strong with this one.
Star Wars geeks eat SPAM.

--Alex Hutton, alexh@ivanhoe.starway.net.au

10286.
Hey do you know what
they call...a SPAM in Paris?
They don't call it SPAM?

--Alex Hutton, alexh@ivanhoe.starway.net.au

10287.
Mike noticed something
Next to the corpse, a blue can.
SPAMer strikes again.

--Alex Hutton, alexh@ivanhoe.starway.net.au

10288.
I know you want it;
Go ahead, touch it. Feel the
Firm pink pleasure. Ahhhhhhhh...

--John LeNormand, bookworm@nternet.com

10289.
Good cigars and SPAM
Saves lots on the cost of food
Spend it on cigars

--Good Cigars

10290.
Smoked SPAM, I've had it.
I'll never do that again,
Couldn't keep it lit.

--Good Cigars

10291.
Unlike other meats
SPAM has no skin or gristle
That is visible

--Burlington Woody, Bobby Woods

10292.
SPAMku, red, white, blue
Rusty cars and old tin cans
Deserted puppies

--Yamakazu Matzos

10293.
A terrorist act:
Put SPAM in Quarter Pounders.
McDonalds explodes.

--Col. Kurtz, allegory@holly.colostate.edu

10294.
Spamoflage, deceive,
Do anything, but believe....
Hillbillies eat SPAM

--WV Hill William

10295.
Oh Spammy Davis'
Rat Pack days have come and gone
Neither mice nor men

--Mouse Club, Tommy & Annette

10296.
Should have been quilting.
Welcome to the world of real.
SPAMISH KIDS BUSTED!

--Elder Younger, don't want none

10297.
Little Jack Horner
Sat in the corner with SPAM
And he sat, and sat..............

--Mother B. Goosed

10298.
I see the SPAM moon
Way up in the sky so high
Dripping acid rain.

--Jeanne C. Moyer, Jmoyer@aol.com

10299.
Philly's SPAM cream cheese
Not a cough in a carload
Coffin's not allowed

--Steak Sub Sangwich, with.everything@once

10300.
Ask not for whom the
Bell tolls. It's lunchtime, it's SPAM
And it tolls for thee.

--Geoff Holme, Geoff_Holme@vos.stratus.com