SPAM Haiku 12201-12300

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12201.
Popularity
Rising high with each poll count.
Try to impeach SPAM!
--Flatulence Savior

12202.
Better half a loaf
Is what I feed me dear wife--
Bulimic she is.

--Harry Hacklepenny, UK No way!

12203.
mysterious meat
pig snouts and cow tails between
two bread slices, YUM!

--Cyoung, ctby@rocketmail.com

12204.
The pit-pat of rain
Drops on my window of life
But SPAM has no pane.

--GSM

12205.
I love roasted SPAM
Smothered in dark raisin sauce--
Do raisins have legs?

--The GSM

12206.
1999
The Old South's "Year OF The Swine"--
We're in hawg heaven

--Billy Jo Honkwanker, We rise agin wit Clinton!

12207.
In sick bay today
But I still highly praise SPAM--
If you need day off.

--General Lee Doinwell, Clogged, dogged, and hogged

12208.
Gentlemen (weasels)
Political instinks urge--
SPAM, SPAM, and more SPAM.

--X Senator Bumpers, Bill PROVED he's a MAN!

12209.
Just goes to show you
Women know they're second class--
Pieces of pink SPAM.

--X Senator Bumpers, Keep the broads in their place!

12210.
Empty cans of SPAM
Wandering the world's wasteland
Clearly mark the trails.

--Mark Trails

12211.
spam spam spam spam spam
spam spam spam spam spam spam spam
never redundant

--ericka erickson

12212.
hormel's pride and joy
a piece of SPAM perfection
sitting in my plate

--hue jass

12213.
hands outstretched to sky
a man on a twilight cliff
looking for roses

--Darrell Lindsey

12214.
Oink, meow, ruff, eeek, clump,
goes the grinder in the house;
home-made SPAM is dumb.

--stabz, stabz@hotmail.com

12215.
Submit a SPAMku
And you may win some food stamps--
Or empty pop cans.

--Pushcart Sam, The Redeemer.......of cans.

12216.
What the hell is that?
Was heard in the dining room
SPAM soufflé SURPRISE!

--DR. U.B. Hurtin, yes, souffle!

12217.
Life is very short
Fortunately, I am too--
Shortly I'll eat SPAM

--Tom Calendula, tcal@uscal.edu

12218.
I'm short all over
Especially my wallet
That's why I eat SPAM

--Tom Calendula, tcal@uscal.edu

12219.
Lawyers are like SPAM
Most are slimy, pink, and fat--
And not worth their salt

--Tom Calendula, tcal@uscal.edu

12220.
Sad sow seeks meaning
Religion found, she gives all
Now proud SPAM martyr

--Gladta B. Spam

12221.
Humanoids rejoice
You can always have your SPAM
To live your life full

--Brian Hokanson

12222.
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
May I have some more?

--Brian Hokanson

12223.
Contemplating SPAM
The mystery of it all
Deep within myself

--Greg Hokanson

12224.
i marvel at spam's
highly unnatural form
and take a big bite

--Rachele

12225.
Fat man sits waiting
Denies the obvious can
He has seen the light

--Russ Burnett, KIM10@prodigy.net

12226.
slurp, out of the can
it's fetid porcine spring time
the jelly's the best

--embryo, embyo@surgicalrecords.com

12227.
Hark, cheese I see there
Congealed oval loaf o' mine
I'm hungry dammit

--gwendolyn, westminster@kingarthur.com

12228.
The Enemy Slain
The Victor leans over him
Removes weapons, SPAM

--El Grego Magnifico, snipersnest@the-pentagon.com

12229.
Weasel Willie's SPAM
Is more popular then he--
If the truth be told.

--Letitall Hangout, Monica Uknowhoo

12230.
It's a long process
Raising them little piggies
To be bashed to SPAM

--Ulysses Itall & Thensum

12231.
Oh Lord, I am sick
Porkus Interruptus Damn!--
I'm going down fast

--R. U. Shuah, ru@nome.edu.net

12232.
In good old Portland
In between their hits of TWAK
The kids love the SPAM.

--Joseph Gozdon, St. Stan's

12233.
Tropical fishies
Reared on a strict SPAM diet
Grow wishy washy

--Abdul Habeeb

12234.
SPAM grosses me out
Plain to see why: I grew up
In California

--Lilymaid, lilymaid@geocities.com

12235.
SPAM is only cool
Because of Monty Python
Bacon, anyone?

--Lilymaid, lilymaid@geocities.com

12236.
Only the rocks live
Forever: SPAM survives to
Infinity squared

--Lilymaid, lilymaid@geocities.com

12237.
How I've longed to write
SPAM-ku of my own: and yet
I still won't partake

--Lilymaid, lilymaid@geocities.com

12238.
SPAM sits on the shelf
I wish I was SPAM myself
Or a little elf

--superginge

12239.
I am on the pot
Grunting real hard it comes out
My bows can't take SPAM

--Ralphy boy, SgtGunny1@aol.com

12240.
A set of firm buns
I slide my meat between them
Sex sucks SPAMWICH RULES!!!!!!!!

--Ralphy Boy, SgtGunny1@aol.com

12241.
Please stop knocking SPAM
Because if you keep knocking
You'll knock SPAM up

--Lester Goshweld, IluvsArk

12242.
At the SPAM buffet
We are all hungry diners--
It's our last supper.

--Leonard O. Dawinchy, No Mail Thanks

12243.
"Trapped, all exits clogged.
Pig-sweats, paranoid, can't breathe.
Farewell." --signed, your heart.

--Jim Ferry, jferry@alum.mit.edu

12244.
Heart died, pumping fat.
Installed new SPAM heart myself!
What's that clanking? Doh!

--Jim Ferry, jferry@alum.mit.edu

12245.
A pig speaks in tongues.
Frenzied dogs gnaw their own flesh.
Satan dreams up SPAM.

--Jim Ferry, jferry@alum.mit.edu

12246.
"She's so pretty, SPAM.
Why do I have to kill her?"
--David Sperkowitz

--Jim Ferry, jferry@alum.mit.edu

12247.
Sucked a pig's cock once,
Swallowed, then tongue-mined its ass!
SPAM? Umm . . . no. You win.

--Jim Ferry, jferry@alum.mit.edu

12248.
Calm, outwardly sane,
He puts the SPAM-laden spork
Right in to his mouth.

--Jim Ferry, jferry@alum.mit.edu

12249.
"Prima donna sow!
We're way past firing your ass!"
Miss Piggy gets canned.

--Jim Ferry, jferry@alum.mit.edu

12250.
Felt? Huh? Styrofoam?
This is funny SPAM, Kermit.
What's this, an eyelash?

--Jim Ferry, jferry@alum.mit.edu

12251.
"Fresh pig, dime a pound!"
"Yo Hormel, tasty pig here!"
Charlotte turns evil.

--Jim Ferry, jferry@alum.mit.edu

12252.
Some people say pigs
I would prefer to call them
Gun carrying SPAM

--Ralphy Boy, SgtGunny@aol.com

12253.
Poor Gerry Rivers
Queen of the bummer capers
Spammed Again! .....by Flint

--Al Capone's Vault-ing coach

12254.
Jockstrap supporter
Larry Flint and Geraldo
Bend over for SPAM

--Gordon Hazelton

12255.
Valentine lovers
Will you share my heart shaped SPAM?
Hey! Where you going?

--Clarence Winters, clayw@prodigy.com

12256.
Been farting around
Since I ate SPAM for breakfast
John, Where's the Gas-X?

--Frank Lee Boared

12257.
Reach for your toes man
Pick that SPAM up off the floor--
A White house welcome.

--U. Ben Clintoned

12258.
Porkius Piggus
Feared Roman, glad he ate her--
Never ate Ms. SPAM

--Henry DeClaire, deendis@hand.com

12259.
Wash, shave, eat your SPAM--
Now do the same for yourself.
Don't you feel better?

--Anonymous

12260.
Molded pink delight;
Spiciness overwhelms him.
A voice asks: "Got milk?"

--S Bookner

12261.
The Constitution
You wrap your SPAM up with it--
Thank you Bubba Bill

--Hughie Short

12262.
Grisly greasy grunge;
grotesquely ground gruesomeness.
Grimace...Grunt...Groan........Grave.

--S. Bookner

12263.
See Spot. See Spot run.
See Spot eat SPAM. Eat Spot eat.
See Spot get the runs.

--S. Bookner

12264.
SPAM backwards is maps.
SPAM sort of sideways is amps.
Energizing thought.

--S. Bookner

12265.
A SPAM-ku on SPAM:
Must be as five, seven, five...
Can't think of any.

--S. Bookner

12266.
Peter Piper picked
a peck of pickled pig parts.
Perhaps he made SPAM.

--S. Bookner

12267.
How 'bout SPAM ice cream?
What could be better than that?
'bout ten million things.

--S. Bookner

12268.
Senryu on SPAM-ku.
SPAM-ku-ku? or SPAM-Cuckoo?
Can you ku-ku too?

--S. Bookner

12269.
Got punched in the eye.
I can't find a nice cold steak.
SPAM will have to do.

--S. Bookner

12270.
Writing of SPAM-ku
can surely be addicting.
Thank God SPAM is not.

--S. Bookner

12271.
Oy! To take a bite.
I'd give up sex if I could.
Why no kosher SPAM?

--Rabbi Rob, canteatspam@aol.com

12272.
Smart beasts will shun it
Do they know something we don't
To hell with it, eat!

--PJ Spam Eater

12273.
What the hell is it?
If it jiggles and wobbles,
it has to be SPAM.

--MPA, shotonce@goplay.com

12274.
Let's all eat some SPAM.
Watch it vibrate on the plate.
Yum, please give me some.

--MPA, shotonce@goplay.com

12275.
SPAM SPAM the fake ham.
Plop squish squirm from a square can,
splat it goes, oh yeah.

--MPA, shotonce@goplay.com

12276.
SPAM on my food tray
Say there, do you want some too?
Of course, who wouldn't?

--MPA, shotonce@goplay.com

12277.
Madonna the pig
Should be placed in a SPAM can
Though SPAM has more taste.

--She oinks like a pig, She acts like a pig

12278.
Freeze your block of SPAM
Grate it and top with love ick--
GOP dessert.

--GO"P" for Puke

12279.
Contemporary
The mumbling masses manna
SPAM King Menino!

--Duh, Duh, Dah!

12280.
Me love eatum SPAM
Me barred from the big pow wow
Ugh! Heap big big heaps

--TorONTO

12281.
SPAM tastes good today.
"Dad! Where's my Silly Putty?"
Recipe is born.

--Wes Santee, wes@bogon.net

12282.
crazy on race day
salty burps mixed with mustard
I have my SPAM hat

--WK Aiken, Minister of Likely Stories, VRWC Hoosierland Chapter, corkman@iquest.net

12283.
Soft and pink and warm
Oh the feeling makes me smile
Meaning SPAM, of course...

--Cabbage

12284.
Little Ham-let asks:
"To be SPAM or not to be?
That is the question."

--S. Bookner

12285.
SPAMBURGER with cheese--
Barbecuers' answer to
the TV dinner.

--S. Bookner

12286.
Bacon, SPAM, and eggs,
home fries drenched with melted cheese:
breakfast to die for.

--S. Bookner

12287.
Keep it smooth, work it!
SPAM slip-slides down the runway--
The model canned meat.

--Jessie Meridith, over And over

12288.
Lurking in the can...
it's Something Posing As Meat!
The smell tolls for thee!

--Anonymous

12289.
The sociopath Bill
No conscience and arrogant--
Ms. Remembers SPAM

--Capt. SPAMerica

12290.
Po man's heroin
SPAM gel running out cher nose
We knows what you've done

--Dixie Doogie

12291.
The SPAM Relief Show
No one here to sing along--
No one here to sing

--Papa John, Pj@worldnet.com

12292.
Scratch your fat pink butt
With an old rusty SPAM can
Lunchmeat lunatics

--Leroy Loeminster

12293.
Who needs utensils?
Just stick your face right in it.
SPAM. Where's your mustache?

--S. Bookner

12294.
With other choices,
Old MacDonald ate some SPAM.
Why oh why oh why?

--S. Bookner

12295.
O, what aileth me?
Could I be nearing the end?
No more SPAM dammit!

--S. Bookner

12296.
What day is it, man?
Why's my stomach hurting so?
The SPAM hangover.

--S. Bookner

12297.
Pizza slice: one buck
Pizza slice with SPAM on it:
27 cents

--S. Bookner

12298.
My boyfriend eats SPAM
But somehow I still love him
What is wrong with me?

--Amanda

12299.
Of all the SPAM joints,
she had to walk into mine.
Play it again SPAM.

--S. Bookner

12300.
A Lone Gunman Leans
From Book Depository
A can of SPAM Dies

--El Grego Magnifico, snipersnest@the-pentagon.com


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