SPAM Haiku 16101-16200

Move backwards to Numbers 16001-16100.


16101.
Backfill with jelly,
Entomb in little blue can,
Add key, call meat, sell.
--Mark Yannone, mjyannone@aol.com

16102.
9 am Meeting:
Let us begin. We light this
SPAM-gel candle to.......

--Lou Zehr, 9am_Attendee@The_Boneyard.com

16103.
Click on this, click that.
We all end up nowhere. At
least spam goes somewhere.

--Lou Zehr, 9am_Attendee@The_Boneyard.com

16104.
RMDT......huh??
No one knows just what it is.
It must be like SPAM.

--Lou Zehr, 9am_Attendee@The_Boneyard.com

16105.
Just like canned pig parts
my schedule has been consigned
to oblivion.

--Lou Zehr, 9am_Attendee@The_Boneyard.com

16106.
The Chief strolling in:
pillow marks on his face and
SPAM drips from his ears.

--Lou Zehr, 9am_Attendee@The_Boneyard.com

16107.
Dead pigs in a can
sleep less than many of the
folks around this place.

--Lou Zehr, 9am_Attendee@The_Boneyard.com

16108.
A secret module?!?!?
What's on it?? Wow, it could have
the SPAM recipe!!!

--Lou Zehr, 9am_Attendee@The_Boneyard.com

16109.
New NoPride award
category: Confusion.
SPAM chunks everywhere.

--Lou Zehr, 9am_Attendee@The_Boneyard.com

16110.
The twirling key to
the small blue lid must never
be utilized here.

--Lou Zehr, 9am_Attendee@The_Boneyard.com

16111.
SAR or PPR??
Find three of the four magic
letters. Hidden SPA_.

--Lou Zehr, 9am_Attendee@The_Boneyard.com

16112.
Sub pic on the wall.
Ugly carpet on the floor.
SPAMHeads slump in chairs.

--Lou Zehr, 9am_Attendee@The_Boneyard.com

16113.
Effectivity
gets hosed up. And conversely
pig parts get hosed down.

--Lou Zehr, 9am_Attendee@The_Boneyard.com

16114.
If Hormel could "can"
this meeting, then thousands of
pig lives would be spared.

--Lou Zehr, 9am_Attendee@The_Boneyard.com

16115.
Customer drifts in.
No doughnuts, no coffee.... So??
He prefers SPAMCakes.

--Lou Zehr, 9am_Attendee@The_Boneyard.com

16116.
One Slash.....pig heaven.
But we humans know the slow
death by blah-blah-blah.

--Lou Zehr, 9am_Attendee@The_Boneyard.com

16117.
9am meeting.
Though we try, not enough brains
to fill the blue can.

--Lou Zehr, 9am_Attendee@The_Boneyard.com

16118.
Secret Pork Attack
Method: SPAM's evil purpose
is revealed to us

--Chuck Beard

16119.
SPAM: slurp it on up!
It tickles on the way down
and on the way up.

--Craig Thomsen

16120.
Animal-rights twits
forget that Hitler was a
vegetarian!

--Milford Pigboy

16121.
Spread SPAM on petri
dish and incubate. If there's
no growth, then eat up!

--Fozzie

16122.
fleshy, pinky gel
you dissolve on my tongue when
the box is open

--Shantonu Basu, shantonu@hotmail.com

16123.
Crackers cry out in
Lonely solitude without
SPAM to comfort them

--C. Alexander Baker, Harlingen, TX

16124.
"My body is a
temple!" she whined. Then why do
you fill it with SPAM?

--Milford Pigboy

16125.
By submitting SPAM
haiku, I hope to attain
wealth and global fame.

--Fozzie

16126.
One problem with SPAM
haiku: often, my genius
goes unrewarded.

--Fozzie

16127.
Having replaced all
my home's lights with SPAM, I dwell
in pungent darkness.

--Fozzie

16128.
Sewage spill into
sweet-flowing stream; duck hunters
dine on SPAM tonight.

--Milford Pigboy

16129.
soft porcine jelly
nitrate laden canned pink meat
no toilet is safe

--Miss Alex, elvisgirlie@hotmail.com

16130.
Quivering pink cube
Bitloaf encased in jelly
It slides down smoothly

--Miss Alex, elvisgirlie@hotmail.com

16131.
Wow plum polish, ohhhh
Roundness she reflects to me
But she is not SPAM

--Nick Radonic, nradonic@bigfoot.com

16132.
Cubic porcine flesh.
Mysterious meat, in tin
Forever preserved.

--Rick Lesniak

16133.
SPAM the jelled heaven
Metallica napster foe
Decide for yourself

--Ed Hawkes, hawkesed@go.com

16134.
from many comes one
the unity of SPAM is
monotheism

--Ed Hawkes, hawkesed@go.com

16135.
real food real people
a slice of tax cut this year
sloganeering SPAM

--Ed Hawkes, hawkesed@go.com

16136.
quality SPAM-ku
assisted by ansi based
standardization

--Ed Hawkes, hawkesed@go.com

16137.
the great themes of art
love death fear loathing and SPAM
ah yes, the giants

--Ed Hawkes, hawkesed@go.com

16138.
Vegan horror show.
SPAM in a cabin. Beware
hillbilly chainsaw.

--Ed Hawkes, hawkesed@go.com

16139.
The first amendment
ensures our god given right
to speak and praise SPAM.

--Ed Hawkes, hawkesed@go.com

16140.
Obsessive SPAM-ku
writing. The path to madness.
Where's that lithium?

--Ed Hawkes, hawkesed@go.com

16141.
It seems they have found
the missing beatle album--
Let it be SPAM-ku.

--Ed Hawkes, hawkesed@go.com

16142.
Star Trek episode
Whole planet edge of terror
Captain just eats SPAM

--Ed Hawkes, hawkesed@go.com

16143.
Star Trek's Second Film
Kirk cries out "Klingon Bastards!
You ate all my SPAM!"

--Ed Hawkes, hawkesed@go.com

16144.
Unnatural lust
The naked desire for SPAM
Outlawed in Texas

--Ed Hawkes, hawkesed@go.com

16145.
In truth is Beauty
In beauty there is the truth
Philosopher's SPAM

--Ed Hawkes, hawkesed@go.com

16146.
Babe, the talking pig,
beware the Hormel truck, friend.
Don't like talking SPAM.

--Ed Hawkes, hawkesed@go.com

16147.
No satisfaction?
Well no wonder Mick Jagger,
you can't get no SPAM.

--Ed Hawkes, hawkesed@go.com

16148.
No SPAM at the Ritz?
The bible says, "You should not
cast pearls before swine."

--Ed Hawkes, hawkesed@go.com

16149.
Pig can be prepared
according to nature, or
against it, like SPAM.

--Milford Pigboy

16150.
Slashdot news: World ends.
SPAM was cause of destruction.
Pork responsible.

--Martin Espinoza, martin@mediax.com

16151.
I sing of pigs and
manure lagoons; essential
SPAM prerequisites.

--Milford Pigboy

16152.
How many gallons
of liquid piggery waste
behind each SPAM can?

--Milford Pigboy

16153.
My SPAM-Fu sensei
Teaches me a new kata
Five Man Meat Defense

--Chuck Beard

16154.
a sizzling pink ray
the new SPAM laser destroys
all that's in its path

--Chuck Beard

16155.
SPAM-seeking missiles.
What is the military
concealing from us?

--Chuck Beard

16156.
Lagoons overturn
in autumn breeze; wafting scent
like that of money.

--Milford Pigboy

16157.
glistening pink flesh
I was referring to SPAM
sex fiends, all of you!

--Chuck Beard

16158.
pinkish block of pork
coated with gelatinous
ooze, waiting freedom

--Chuck Beard

16159.
He has SPAM for brains
the scary thing about this
is the improvement

--Chuck Beard

16160.
contemplating bliss
perfect meditation on
glorious pinkness

--Chuck Beard

16161.
deadly pink slivers
it's the new SPAM Flechette Gun
armor is useless

--Chuck Beard

16162.
icepick hole in SPAM
place string in hole and light it
emergency lamp

--Chuck Beard

16163.
SPAM, eggs, and coffee
a breakfast fit for a man
some toast for fiber

--Chuck Beard

16164.
SPAM, eggs, and coffee
with no exercise will be
a dead man's breakfast

--Chuck Beard

16165.
marathon runners
have been known to eat SPAM, an
efficient salt source

--Chuck Beard

16166.
frozen blocks of SPAM
thawed untold eons from now
will be edible

--Chuck Beard

16167.
many years from now
future war survivors will
be glad to find SPAM

--Chuck Beard

16168.
new SPAM reactor
makes SPAM from uranium
who knows which is worse?

--Chuck Beard

16169.
What is SPAM's half-life?
Are there nuclear physicists
looking into this?

--Chuck Beard

16170.
I can't believe so
many people would vote for
Dubya or eat SPAM.

--Milford Pigboy

16171.
I hear a faint "lub-
dub" emanate from my SPAM.
This thing's got a heart!

--Fozzie

16172.
A million swine pour
down the slope into the sea:
a legion of SPAM.

--Fozzie

16173.
The arena holds
its breath as I balance a
SPAM can on my nose.

--Fozzie

16174.
Popeye had spinach.
Alice had mushrooms. I have
SPAM, yet am I weak.

--Fozzie

16175.
"Arise, piggies, and
seize the day!" "No. Let us lie
on the slotted floor."

--Milford Pigboy

16176.
A large pink phlegm ball
Was caught forever in throat
Pork fellatio

--Robert Baker, racwisco@excite.com

16177.
"Time for lunch!" Mom yells.
A flash of blue from the trash.
What is she hiding?

--kochanski42@yahoo.com

16178.
We swineherds have a
right to be proud! What lawyer
ever brought you SPAM?

--Milford Pigboy

16179.
Did Gore invent SPAM
out of spare internet parts?
Bush says that's fuzzy.

--jeff n.

16180.
After Dubya wins:
caviar to the wealthy,
SPAM to the masses.

--Milford Pigboy

16181.
Y2K supplies
seven hundred cans of SPAM
cookout, anyone?

--Chuck Beard

16182.
Y2K supplies
all those cans of SPAM, at least
my Hormel stock rose

--Chuck Beard

16183.
my girlfriend dumped me
she said choose SPAM-ku or me
I prioritized

--Chuck Beard

16184.
girlfriend took me back
she loves me despite SPAM-ku
I am truly blessed

--Chuck Beard

16185.
girlfriend understands
SPAM-ku is a harsh mistress
I cannot love both

--Chuck Beard

16186.
looming overmeat
all fear the mighty SPAMlord's
fearsome pink power

--Chuck Beard

16187.
It's a Sicilian
message. It says John N. Cho
sleeps in the SPAM cans!

--Milford Pigboy

16188.
Thought I'd try it out
Monkey Spanking Boy's strange niece
My haiku of SPAM

--T

16189.
I eat too much SPAM
Like my favorite uncle
Monkey Spanking Boy

--T

16190.
Atop Old Smoky
With SPAM jelly coated hand
Who is his sherpa?

--T

16191.
Ha! One can of SPAM
Debates but another can
Yah! In a lockbox

--LookatLibertarian!, hieronymousnosh@hotmail.com

16192.
Pink pork memories
Killed bled hung chopped spiced boiled canned
And yet still alive

--IG, igman@gci.net

16193.
Think softly with meat
Fill your brains with squishy SPAM
Drink it through a straw

--Alissa, moocow842@yahoo.com

16194.
Oddly tasting meat.
Raw, fried, maybe with ketchup.
At least you're not TREET.

--JediMonk2

16195.
rainbows dance on sur-
face mystery meat uncanned
has it gone rotten

--Chrome, chrome@studioerotic.com

16196.
innards in a tin
pass it off as decent meat
not a bloody chance

--gabby

16197.
glorious texture
wonderful smell, stylish tin
still low-grade slime crap

--gabby

16198.
Was SPAM invented?
Or did someone just find it.
The way I found you.

--Gregg Homer, ghomer@entlawgroup.com

16199.
SPAM backward spells "MAPS."
Map can tell you where to go.
SPAM just makes you go.

--Gregg Homer, ghomer@entlawgroup.com

16200.
Some say SPAM is bad.
Some say that SPAM means spoiled ham.
Just shut up and eat.

--Gregg Homer, ghomer@entlawgroup.com


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