SPAM Haiku 17701-17800

Move backwards to Numbers 17601-17700.

17701.
One Man and His Dog.
All those sheep running around.
Don't make good SPAM though.

--John Byer

17702.
Herman Melville's book,
Yes, Moby Dick (as you know).
Sperm whale not good SPAM.

--John Byer

17703.
I don't deny it!
I'm proud of it!! I savor
SPAM's taste and texture!

--Milford Pigboy

17704.
Hurl in-a-can SPAM
Salty, gelatinous grease
You sure this is meat?

--Logan

17705.
dinner bell ringing
ten thousand flies are not wrong
crack the SPAM baby

--nuttin'but lean meat here

17706.
go to work at 4
sweaty, huffing, give it all
come home and eat this???

--nuttin' but lean meat here

17707.
Block of SPAM once whole
Frozen, hit with a hammer
shattered existence

--logan

17708.
a man who canned SPAM
often wonders to himself
why do I can SPAM?

--64, -

17709.
Subtle and profound
shredded pig meat haiku do
oft themselves belie.

--Milford Pigboy

17710.
I play with my SPAM
I play with my small penis
my name is Soto

--Soto Passias, pasias1@aol.com

17711.
rejected, alone,
forgotten it sits for years;
no expiry date

--Kev, napoleon@waterloo.com

17712.
Strange things we don't need
wrapped in bright hues; could it be
SPAM? TV? Or shoes?

--kev, napoleon@waterloo.com

17713.
Things known and unknown
Incomprehensible mass
SPAM is like our world

--kev, napoleon@waterloo.com

17714.
Hormel's worst nightmare:
talking, sentient Pigs convene
meat crimes tribunal.

--Milford Pigboy

17715.
Vlad the Impaler
would get nauseated by
the eating of SPAM.

--Milford Pigboy

17716.
I wander the aisles
Looking for porcine heaven.
SPAM beckons to me.

--Karellen, karellen@whereyoucantfindme.com

17717.
Pork rinds, sausage, souse,
Bacon, salami, pork chops...
None equal to SPAM.

--Karellen, karellen@whereyoucantfindme.com

17718.
Oh say can you see
Hormel's blue tins on the shelf...
Star SPAMgled Banner

--Karellen, karellen@whereyoucantfindme.com

17719.
Vick's Vapo-Rub dab
under nose wards off pig stink;
no need to bathe, too.

--Milford Pigboy

17720.
Dentures off all day
At swim 'til dawn in fizz glass
SPAM in mouth like breast

--Rubem Carnico, magid@hell.com

17721.
School out of real food
Lunchlady serves cans of SPAM
Student uprising

--Jorge Sexto, thefelineavenger@yahoo.com

17722.
Need more stuff for SPAM
Accident at SPAM fact'ry
Pigs live one more day

--La Vaca Flaca, thefelineavenger@yahoo.com

17723.
Bipartisanship
Both agree that SPAM is bad
Unity at last

--Anonymous

17724.
Sign at slaughterhouse:
"Welcome to the Wonderful
World of SPAM", greets pigs.

--Milford Pigboy

17725.
i went for a walk
then i ate a SPAM sandwich
it was really good

--Anonymous

17726.
Krishna consciousness
is not to be attained by
the eating of SPAM.

--Milford Pigboy

17727.
If you build it, son
they will come. Feed them some SPAM,
and, oooops, they are gone.

--Cedichou, cedichou@yahoo.com

17728.
If 5 is the bread
And 7 the SPAM, here is
your haiku sandwich.

--Cedichou, cedichou@yahoo.com

17729.
In 2001,
A SPAM Odyssey, HAL chokes
On a pinkish bite.

--Cedichou, cedichou@yahoo.com

17730.
Now show me the SPAM,
I mean no haiku, honey,
I mean a real man.

--Cedichou, cedichou@yahoo.com

17731.
Would Jonathan Swift's
Modest Proposal be packed
In a blue tin can?

--cedichou, cedichou@yahoo.com

17732.
Where drilling for oil
Is easy? In Dubya's brains,
you're going through SPAM!

--cedichou, cedichou@yahoo.com

17733.
White House lawn party,
The paté is imported.
Dubya, shame on you.

--cedichou, cedichou@yahoo.com

17734.
Independence Day.
All things American great.
All things, even SPAM.

--cedichou, cedichou@yahoo.com

17735.
While, in the Pink House...
This lifeless jelly's not SPAM,
It's W's brains.

--cedichou, cedichou@yahoo.com

17736.
No more oil money.
George W. thinks, then: "Dick?
Where to drill for SPAM?"

--cedichou, cedichou@yahoo.com

17737.
Dick C. says: "Georgie,
Sign this, veto that... Good boy,
You can get your SPAM.

--cedichou, cedichou@yahoo.com

17738.
Dubya likes to give
Nicknames. I pity the one
Who ends up with SPAM.

--cedichou, cedichou@yahoo.com

17739.
Thanks to this tax cut,
George said, YOU too can afford
The extra SPAM can.

--cedichou, cedichou@yahoo.com

17740.
Texas-style fried SPAM,
I see... Mr. President
Is a connoisseur.

--cedichou, cedichou@yahoo.com

17741.
A people of SPAM
eaters didn't elect you.
You should be proud, Al.

--cedichou, cedichou@yahoo.com

17742.
Oh SPAM can't you see
SPAM so proudly we eat till
The SPAM last gleaming.

--cedichou, cedichou@yahoo.com

17743.
Scorching desert sun
beats down on pig waste; lagoons
stink to high heaven.

--Milford Pigboy

17744.
Science does not know
pig waste fermentation at
one hundred degrees.

--Milford Pigboy

17745.
"Well, it wouldn't be
liquid pig waste if it did
not stink, now, would it?"

--Milford Pigboy

17746.
New McTaste Menu
Subliminal Brainwashing
Eat McSPAM Sandwich

--Wild T.

17747.
I'm Wasted Again
In SPAMaritaville so
I need a salt fix

--WRKSOFFART

17748.
Jealous of my SPAM?
Bite Me, you slimy bastards
I have tits and beer

--Wild T.

17749.
Select farm creatures
Combine in giant blender
SPAM for the hungry

--Reagan and Kurt, kurtsoares@hotmail.com

17750.
Pink Slimy Hairless
Flaccid and Moist Slab of Meat
Salty Aftertaste

--Reagan and Kurt, Kurtsoares@Hotmail.com

17751.
borg cube or SPAM cube
resistance is futile; hu-
manity trembles

--nicolas, i_like_to_score@hotmail.com

17752.
your guilty pink past
is a great equalizer:
do not get high-brow!

--nicolas, i_like_to_score@hotmail.com

17753.
pregnant cravings start,
SPAM for lunch in uterus:
gee, thanks a lot mum!

--nicolas, i_like_to_score@hotmail.com

17754.
Lean sty-brother peers
down from deli counter. Proud.
At fat twin: Blue Can.

--Grampa Gordy, gordy@milwpc.com

17755.
World champ Japanese
speed eater can't swallow a
single slice of SPAM.

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

17756.
"Personal statements"
clash--a diet of SPAM has
rusted my tongue stud.

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

17757.
Greasy from the SPAM,
my fingers comb my mullet
coif back into place.

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

17758.
Friends over for the
WWF.
Menu: rack of SPAM.

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

17759.
SPAM approaching sun
with its pinkish elegance
truly heaven bound

--Troy Denton

17760.
SPAM in summertime
Is best served with a cold beer
To wash it on down

--Jim Calandriello, jcalandriello@yahoo.com

17761.
Slice up the pink chunk
By tossing it at a fan
It sticks to the walls

--Jim Calandriello, jcalandriello@yahoo.com

17762.
SPAM is like great sex
If you have it each morning
Your day is complete

--Jim Calandriello, jcalandriello@yahoo.com

17763.
Picked the SPAM up off
the floor. Ate it. Good thing I
didn't step in it.

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

17764.
SPAM--to look so good
but I, who cannot eat you
must be one with you.

--Eggmaster

17765.
SPAM--Simple Beauty,
it needs nothing next to it,
not even ketchup.

--Eggmaster

17766.
Is SPAM up on high
above the clouds and the sky?
Turn to that guru!

--Eggmaster

17767.
SPAM you are a treat
But it is a tragedy
90% meat

--emily

17768.
Giant gas bubbles
rise from pig lagoon depths, like
burps from eating SPAM.

--Milford Pigboy

17769.
Water flows by tree
in meadow, light reflects SPAM
director yells "Cut!"

--DWIII, dwiiiandSPAM@webtv.net

17770.
Unearthly pinkish
hue doth cause me to cry out:
"O SPAM, art thou meat?"

--DWIII, dwiiiandSPAM@webtv.net

17771.
Slug Parts And Mucus
Slurried, Pureed Anal Meat
Steamed Pig Assholes, Minced

--Dennis McDougall, dennism@pcez.com

17772.
What percent bug parts
Does the FDA allow?
As if it matters

--Dennis McDougall, dennism@pcez.com

17773.
Increase the bug parts
It might improve the flavor
Just a suggestion...

--Dennis McDougall, dennism@pcez.com

17774.
Unlucky pig crushed
under a sixteen ton weight...
Voila! Instant SPAM!

--DWIII, dwiiiandSPAM@webtv.net

17775.
Only one can left
Said the grocer to the man
Searching for more SPAM

--Jim Calandriello, jcalandriello@yahoo.com

17776.
Why is the can blue?
The young boy asked his father
God made it that way

--Jim Calandriello, jcalandriello@yahoo.com

17777.
When you're feeling sad
Open up a can of SPAM
And forget your woes

--Jim Calandriello, jcalandriello@yahoo.com

17778.
If SPAM opens in
the forest, nobody's near,
does it have a smell?

--cedichou, cedichou@yahoo.com

17779.
If SPAM opens in
the forest, nobody's near,
does it have a taste?

--cedichou, cedichou@yahoo.com

17780.
Schrödinger's SPAM box.
The can is closed, is the pig
dead or still alive?

--cedichou 's SPAMradox., cedichou@yahoo.com

17781.
Today's SPAM-ku math:
three hundred two thousand four
Syllabites of SPAM.

--Cedichou, cedichou@yahoo.com

17782.
Politics decrees:
Piggery is NOT a crime!!
Stink complaints be damned!

--Milford Pigboy

17783.
A plop of feces
on piggery's slotted floor;
cloven hooves stomp it.

--Milford Pigboy

17784.
If you make SPAM from
the cloven-hoofed Antichrist,
is it red or pink?

--Milford Pigboy

17785.
A magical dream
A mountain meadow, a stream
A SPAM-berry bush

--Brian Carver, briankrnelson@aol.com

17786.
SPAM likes to eat farts
I like to smell farts SPAM eats
I like to fart SPAM

--Anonymous

17787.
Strange words crammed inside;
verse of geometric form
reminds me of SPAM.

--DWIII, dwiiiandSPAM@webtv.net

17788.
School lab assignment:
open thousand cans of SPAM
reconstruct the pig.

--DWIII, dwiiiandSPAM@webtv.net

17789.
Next pope will declare
"SPAM haiku: holy scripture"
New revelation?

--DWIII, dwiiiandSPAM@webtv.net

17790.
Lump of SPAM, uncanned
through x-ray machine, it glides
revealing strange things.

--DWIII, dwiiiandSPAM@webtv.net

17791.
Fly lands on warm SPAM
Six legs get stuck, wings useless
Tiny scream: "Help me!"

--DWIII, dwiiiandSPAM@webtv.net

17792.
What does SPAM stand for?
Something Posing As Meat. Ew!
What is the Something?

--Fone Bone, fone_bone_99@yahoo.com

17793.
Remorse from SPAM feast
compels poet to compose
eulogy for pig.

--DWIII, dwiiiandSPAM@webtv.net

17794.
A league of its own
No one competes with the SPAM
I would not compete

--Steve Q. Broadwell, fone_bone_99@yahoo.com

17795.
The SPAM stands alone
Hi ho the dairy-o, oh
The SPAM stands alone

--Steve Q. Broadwell, fone_bone_99@yahoo.com

17796.
Of SPAM, math declares
twenty-nine percent is fat(!)
Openly, I weep.

--DWIII, dwiiiandSPAM@webtv.net

17797.
Vikings sing of SPAM
a joyous cacophony.
Whither the earplugs?

--DWIII, dwiiiandSPAM@webtv.net

17798.
SPAM is pseudo-meat
SPAM-ku is pseudo-haiku
Stunning parallel

--DWIII, dwiiiandSPAM@webtv.net

17799.
SPAM on can displays
mouth-watering depiction.
The photograph lies.

--DWIII, dwiiiandSPAM@webtv.net

17800.
how many times, SPAM
can you look at me, so cold
i love your jelly

--Chris Peterson, icculus927@msn.com