SPAM Haiku 17601-17700

Move backwards to Numbers 17501-17600.

17601.
It is possible
To eat SPAM while being spammed
Both are distasteful

--H. Ormel

17602.
SPAM is in the air
Many species become one
Homogenized gel

--H. Ormel

17603.
A great recipe:
SPAM, milk, and Hershey's Syrup
Blend and serve well chilled

--H. Ormel

17604.
Ketchup renders SPAM
Nominally edible
Please pass the bottle

--H. Ormel

17605.
What smells worse than SPAM?
Go on an all-SPAM diet
And then you will know

--H. Ormel

17606.
SPAM vapors wafting
Olfactory glands sense SPAM
SPAM must be obeyed

--H. Ormel

17607.
Don't EVER tell me
I can't eat SPAM. You might as
well rip my heart out.

--Fozzie

17608.
My SPAMku's not good
enough for you? Then how 'bout
a knuckle sandwich?

--Fozzie

17609.
Here's a science test
to try: Will SPAM float in my
neighbor's pool? His spa?

--Fozzie

17610.
Here lies Scott Smith--he
wouldn't eat SPAM but he loved
to write about it.

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

17611.
Pinkly moist, a feast
for eyes not used to glory;
Hormel triumphant!

--Susan Foulkes, cincykid@ukonline.co.uk

17612.
Fake lunchmeat supreme,
Coats my arteries with slime,
Shaves years off my life.

--DarkPhoenix

17613.
No inspiration.
Maybe if I eat more SPAM
I'll be like Byer.

--flem

17614.
Huge pink eraser
In a small blue container.
My stomach lurches.

--flem

17615.
What's today's challenge?
Concentrated rendered pork.
Iron Chef gives up.

--flem

17616.
Daily SPAM diet.
Doctor refers me elsewhere.
Colonoscopy.

--flem

17617.
me eat human flesh;
me also eat SPAM, sometimes;
(when me on diet).

--musafa the barbarian, musafa@cannibals.net

17618.
SPAM is good to meat
Share it with the neighborhood
And then buy some more

--Eric Loux

17619.
Eat, eat, eatin' SPAM
24/7, eat it
I like it a lot

--Joe The Rabid Weasel, bsloan583@earthlink.com

17620.
Lethal injection--
intravenous instant death;
SPAM liquid in veins.

--Milford Pigboy

17621.
Right Stuff--Yeager says:
"Pilots are 'SPAM in a can'"
What's bad about that?

--Tim Fink

17622.
would I last as long,
my heart encased in jelly?
salty tears of grease

--John Graham, jong@cms-group.ltd.uk

17623.
sad freaky pink block
unnatural hue for meat
memories of school

--John Graham

17624.
Goodwill sports exchange:
Home run slugger tours Japan.
Spammy Sosa-san.

--Phil Arkow

17625.
Who called Chicago
The "hog butcher for the world"?
Poet Carl Spamburg?

--Phil Arkow

17626.
A reeking dumpster
Filled with crusts, rinds, empty cans,
And full tins of SPAM

--flem

17627.
SPAM has been places
SPAM has seen many places
SPAM mostly sees mouths

--Eric Loux, ericloux@aol.com

17628.
Yummy, yummy, yum
I've got SPAM in my tummy
What a greasy snack

--Eric Loux, ericloux@aol.com

17629.
Projectile vomit.
"I will eat SPAM when pigs fly."
Hmm, I take it back.

--flem

17630.
For the poor voudoun
Cheap source of porcine entrails
Magic blue tin can

--flem

17631.
The mailman carries
Two bags, one of mail, one SPAM.
Dogs don't bother him.

--flem

17632.
If I was a meat
It would have to be a SPAM
Cheap, pink, and wobbly

--Emsta - for SPAM I would kill, famousgherkin@hotmail.com

17633.
The old womam cries
As she looks in her bare purse
No tinned meat today

--Emsta - I don't even eat meat

17634.
SPAM fritters once more
Government cutbacks prevail
School cooks feel betrayed

--Emsta - me again, so much spare time

17635.
Shades of Allan Funt!
Eating habits caught on film:
Candid SPAM-era.

--Phil Arkow

17636.
Mrs. Beeton's book,
I've got it, it's great, except,
no SPAM recipes.

--John Byer

17637.
Many tins of SPAM
from Vietnamese pot-bellied
pig. Bad luck Porky.

--John Byer

17638.
An elite band, we,
bonded, co-joined, united,
by our love of SPAM.

--John Byer

17639.
Sardonic smile, SHAM.
You've trapped another helpless,
SPAM haiku junkie.

--John Byer

17640.
There must come a day,
when the SPAM muse deserts me.
Till then, I write on.

--John Byer

17641.
It's not the writing,
you understand--submitting
SPAM-ku takes the time.

--John Byer

17642.
Edward de Bono
would approve of this site. It's
lateral thinking.

--John Byer

17643.
A Spanish omelette
cooking as I write. Spanish,
not SPAMish. No SPAM.

--John Byer

17644.
"My brain aches, drowsy."
Shelley's words, almost. Was he
thinking about SPAM?

--John Byer

17645.
Those Mick Jagger lips,
injected with liquid SPAM.
Pre-collagen days.

--John Byer

17646.
Simple idea,
expressed in haiku structure.
SPAM or otherwise.

--John Byer

17647.
I live in Suffolk,
Framlingham, shortened to "Fram."
Damn that Fram SPAM ham!

--John Byer

17648.
have some SPAM to reach
SPAM reaching for puffy clouds
your SPAM will be reached

--mike thies, dude_mike106@hotmail.com

17649.
Oh, my goodness, SPAM!
So salty and fatty, yuck!
May I have some more?

--tina

17650.
Weird food craving, SPAM!
I must have SPAM between breads!
Now I'm sick of SPAM!

--tina

17651.
SPAM in rustproof cans
lined with food grade plastic has
infinite shelf life.

--Chuck Beard

17652.
SPAM, hot dogs, ramen--
the most efficient ways to
kill yourself with salt.

--Chuck Beard

17653.
Love on wings of SPAM
Flying High Above the Sea
A Pink Pig Plane Flies

--Charles E. Closmann, Hist2s@bayou.uh.edu

17654.
Troops invade the Coast
SPAM the food they eat the MOST!!!!
Heavy Casualties!!!

--Mary Kahle, MarycKahle@kahle.org

17655.
Biblical SPAM Ark
Saves the World from Dearth and Plague
No, I don't think so

--Charles E. Closmann, Hist2s@bayou.uh.edu

17656.
World War II staple
No atheists in foxholes
Plenty of SPAM, though

--Pay The Line

17657.
Snouts, ears, or cutlets?
Jowls, butts, trotters, or loin chops?
Why not have it all?

--Pay The Line

17658.
Stray dog licks his butt
Then licks an empty SPAM can
Yep, that's about right

--finbar

17659.
John Wayne walks into
the saloon and throws out SPAM.
"Don't come back Pilgrim!"

--finbar

17660.
Salty fatty meat
Product of capitalism
I do not trust it

--Rich Uhtenwoldt

17661.
Gizmo sees bright light
The shiny blue is blinding
Death by SPAM not Stripe

--Casey... a tribute to Gremlins, MangoCL@yahoo.com

17662.
Pink cement sliding
from strange metal cocoon with
sound like Alpo: "skweeeeeeetch..."

--Philip Welsh

17663.
a sweet can of SPAM
rejected hot dog pieces
still too good for me

--Trey & Sarah, sarah@rockforlife.zzn.com & distorted_faith@hotmail.com

17664.
Hannibal Lechter
never met a can of SPAM
that he didn't like.

--Hubert Saunders

17665.
Emptied the blue can
New meaning for SPAM blocking
I don't mean e-mail

--Lisa Hise, lhise@lycos.com

17666.
Here's a paradox:
this haiku has nothing at
all to do with SPAM.

--Fozzie

17667.
If this SPAMku is
syllabically correct,
it was edited.

--Fozzie

17668.
Dumber SPAM haiku
Was never EVER written
Than this bit of dreck

--H. Ormel

17669.
SPAM feels really strange
When you wake up nude covered
In slices of it

--H. Ormel

17670.
So Precious A Mix
Of lips, snouts, and anuses
So, Puke Again, Man!

--H. Ormel

17671.
Generosity
With one's SPAM portions leads to
Adiposity

--H. Ormel

17672.
Stinky quivering
Pink gooey sludge in a can
I'll take seconds please

--That's Lao Tsu to you

17673.
A good S/M scene:
Bind and blindfold your lover
Force her to eat SPAM

--Dennis McDougall, dennism@pcez.com

17674.
I made my sub choose:
"Eat SPAM or take a fisting!"
"The fisting, please, Sir"

--Dennis McDougall, dennism@pcez.com

17675.
Dark closet and SPAM
Pork Treat in Silence I eat
My secret is safe

--Shau-Chi Tse, tse1@mindspring.com

17676.
Blue and yellow can
Curling metal snap open
The pigs are nervous

--Shau-Chi Tse, tse1@mindspring.com

17677.
Round clock moves slowly
SPAM taunts small hand on the ten
Hah! I eat you now

--Shau-Chi Tse, tse1@mindspring.com

17678.
Dry and arid mouth
To water cooler again
Too much SPAM for lunch

--Shau-Chi Tse, Tse1@mindspring.com

17679.
His voice breaks silence
Sees my shoes under the stall
"Whew, SPAM again, eh?"

--Shau-Chi Tse, tse1@mindspring.com

17680.
SPAM stuck between teeth
A cigarette is stubbed out
In the empty can

--H. Ormel

17681.
Scientists reveal
Tornados don't seek trailers
They're drawn to the SPAM

--H. Ormel

17682.
I bet it really
Hurts to be made into SPAM
So glad it's not me

--H. Ormel

17683.
Islamic law: hold
food with your left hand; wipe and
eat SPAM with your right.

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

17684.
SPAM gently falling
Mixed emotions as it smacks
The linoleum

--H. Ormel

17685.
Tender hip-hop love
songs, like gourmet SPAM cuisine,
are just make-believe.

--Milford Pigboy

17686.
Into the still lake
I hurl the damned can of SPAM
First ripples, then peace

--H. Ormel

17687.
Horrors lie within
A brown bag is stained with grease...
Damn you, SPAM, damn you.

--Bano, Gilgamesh999@yahoo.com

17688.
My heaven comes in
a pink hue an artist could
never imagine.

--Bano, Gilgamesh999@yahoo.com

17689.
Patrick Henry cries
"GIVE ME SPAM OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!"
SPAM will grant him both.

--Bano, Gilgamesh999@yahoo.com

17690.
Emeril trembles...
Iron Chefs too, are humbled...
SPAM shall conquer all.

--Bano, Gilgamesh999@yahoo.com

17691.
Should I eat some SPAM
And then gently fall asleep,
Would I dream in pink?

--Bano, Gilgamesh999@yahoo.com

17692.
Foul get of Satan!
Avaunt, fans of haute-cuisine,
thine foe is pink brick!

--Bano, Gilgamesh999@yahoo.com

17693.
Treacherous rascals,
that Monty Python team, then,
to denigrate SPAM.

--John Byer

17694.
John Cleese admitted
to me, endless sleepless nights.
"I love SPAM really!"

--John Byer

17695.
Nineteen twelve, iceberg.
Titanic, orchestra plays.
Tins of SPAM lost. Shame!

--John Byer

17696.
"I SPAM Spartacus."
"No, I SPAM Spartacus." Pork
impaled on the cross.

--John Byer

17697.
The Steve Miller Band,
all time greats. "I'm a joker,
I'm a SPAM smoker."

--John Byer

17698.
Marks and Spencer down.
Great institution, not now.
Sell SPAM, improvement.

--John Byer

17699.
I watched Jaws again.
Great films stand repeated views.
Like SPAM--eternal.

--John Byer

17700.
Gardening program.
Not really my scene, boring.
Vegetables, no SPAM.

--John Byer