SPAM Haiku 18201-18300

Move backwards to Numbers 18101-18200.

18201.
SPAM feels mighty good
on those "rather inflamed" days
'gainst my hemmorhoids.

--rubba

18202.
The heavens opened
and we were all enlightend
SPAM. Food of the Gods.

--K. Strongbow

18203.
What the hell is SPAM?
Is it spunk and ham? Or lamb?
That explains the taste.

--K. Strongbow

18204.
Emeril's cuisine
SPAM! Take it up a notch! SPAM!
One notch was enough.

--rubba

18205.
Are you serious?
Am I supposed to EAT this?
Nope, I don't think so.

--rubba

18206.
Muslim terrorist
Refuses to eat SPAM--why?
Cannibalism

--Dennis McDougall, dennism@pcez.com

18207.
An ocean of SPAM
In Hell, imps with sporks, waiting
For O. bin Laden

--Dennis McDougall, dennism@pcez.com

18208.
The cockroaches come.
I shake as I turn the key.
The battle was short.

--TheSpies, admin@the-professionals.com

18209.
Our bombs have failed us.
With fear we launch the blue cans.
A tear starts to form.

--TheSpies, admin@the-professionals.com

18210.
Muggers take my SPAM.
With fearsome dread they grow weak.
Thier wallets are mine!

--TheSpies, admin@the-professionals.com

18211.
I sit on my porch,
with my SPAM and a fresh smoke.
What will kill me first?

--TheSpies, admin@the-professionals.com

18212.
Night sky of pitch black
Wallet trembles in the hand
SPAM emergency

--Isaak Munger, boxco23@yahoo.com

18213.
Submerge Osama
in liquid piggery waste--
still too good for him.

--Milford Pigboy

18214.
Chairman Kaga stands,
Unveils the Ingredient:
SPAM! "Allez Cuisine!"

--Dennis McDougall, dennism@pcez.com

18215.
My dog has now died.
Leashed, now I drag the blue can.
My neighbors have left.

--TheSpies, admin@the-professionals.com

18216.
My dog eats the SPAM.
I watch her belly expand.
My carpet trembles.

--TheSpies, admin@the-professionals.com

18217.
A SPAM flavored bone.
She growls so I must attack!
I still miss my dog.

--TheSpies, admin@the-professionals.com

18218.
I still smell the pig.
Many days since the party.
SPAM in my heater?

--TheSpies, admin@the-professionals.com

18219.
SPAM seeds on my lawn.
The pink vines destroy my house.
I must burn my home.

--TheSpies, admin@the-professionals.com

18220.
SPAM on my counter.
My guests begin to tremble.
I feel uneasy.

--TheSpies, admin@the-professionals.com

18221.
I notice the can.
Lying in bed, filled with shame.
I drank way too much!

--TheSpies, admin@the-professionals.com

18222.
It's a long fly ball.
His thoughts turn to eating SPAM.
Scoreboard reads: E9.

--www.CurvYourDog.com

18223.
Starry starry night.
Thinking about eating SPAM.
Rather hack off ear.

--www.CurvYourDog.com

18224.
On a roll, baby.
Don't even have to make sense.
SPAM SPAM three four five.

--www.CurvYourDog.com

18225.
Picnic on white sheet
My love and I share romance
SPAM, Night Train, and cheese

--renee cashwell, kelly@rockymountnc.com

18226.
If SPAM was processed
from bin Laden's dead carcass
would it taste better?

--Phillip Yardley, pyardley@bellsouth.net

18227.
SPAM for president?
Vast right-wing conspiracy!
Polish your rifles...

--Phillip Yardley, pyardley@bellsouth.net

18228.
don't whine about SPAM
'cause, come the revolution
SPAM will be what's left

--Phillip Yardley, pyardley@bellsouth.net

18229.
Jerry Falwell, SPAM
Two great evils on the Earth
Are both made from pork?

--Phillip Yardley, pyardley@bellsouth.net

18230.
SPAM, Republican
SPAM, the Great Capitalist
I smell corruption

--Phillip Yardley, pyardley@bellsouth.net

18231.
Karl Marx on SPAM, says
"SPAM is the crack cocaine of
the masses." Damn near.

--Phillip Yardley, pyardley@bellsouth.net

18232.
I dropped SPAM into
the city water supply.
Has death penalty.

--Phillip Yardley, pyardley@bellsouth.net

18233.
SPAM. In French it means:
"Death! The destroyer of worlds!"
and "Republican."

--Phillip Yardley, pyardley@bellsouth.net

18234.
Flesh is nubbly pink
Can is shiny photo blue
Lick or lie with you

--Bill Fishman (revision), billfish@concentric.net

18235.
Drab poetasters,
deaf like pandora, and dumb
like pygmalion.

--Tom Lilly

18236.
Dickey slew a buck
and drank its blood. You fear SPAM?
Grow a man's belly!

--Tom Lilly

18237.
Most morons say strange
food "tastes like chicken." Morons
here don't know SPAM's taste.

--Tom Lilly

18238.
I most enjoy those
comparing "SPAM" to "pussy."
What meat-sacks love you?

--Tom Lilly

18239.
Nothing is better
than my SPAMku stripped naked.
Pink, smooth, delicate.

--Tom Lilly

18240.
Yours laid bare but know
only barren snickers and
tepid appetites.

--Tom Lilly

18241.
Vegemite breakfast
ends in chunder down under.
Yankee, stick with SPAM.

--Pay The Line

18242.
Caviar?! You jest.
This Krug '61 demands
minced SPAM on toast points.

--Pay The Line

18243.
Brush against the lip,
trembling. A tender first kiss?
No, a can of SPAM.

--Moriah

18244.
Eat SPAM for good health
Eat SPAM for unheard of wealth
No don't...you will puke

--rubba

18245.
glistening pinkness.
a pork labial treat: but
the jelly is mine.

--Mr. Kingdom

18246.
out of the pig, sprang
forth pinkness--from out of this
sweetness, sprang forth SPAM

--Mr. Kingdom

18247.
Small brown block of food
I love to eat it all year
It is good for you

--Alex, AlySedai@hotmail.com

18248.
What did you step in?
That looks like SPAM on your shoes
Will that smell come out?

--Wild T.

18249.
Chick in the bar said
"My SPAM is bootylicious!"
THAT IS NOT A WORD!!!!!

--Wild T.

18250.
"Get your stinking SPAM
Off me, you damn dirty ape"
Sci-Fi history

--WRKSOFFART

18251.
I must have my SPAM.
It's an addictive substance.
I can't resist it.

--Mr_Paco, i-am-paco@home.com

18252.
Islam forbids pork;
too bad, SPAM would be great for
Osama's bunker.

--Milford Pigboy

18253.
SPAM is Hormel's gift
to our great American
civilization.

--Milford Pigboy

18254.
SPAM, like a wafer,
electrostatically
clamped to my dark soul.

--Merlin, Bryan.Lagos@axcelis.com

18255.
SPAM, SPAM it is great
You can eat it with your date
I drive a tempo

--Charlene (SPAM Lover), char18g@aol.com

18256.
metal can, bad food
tastes like your grandma's butt too
make SPAM go away

--wisdom_to_the_dumb, wisdom

18257.
Pink quivering meat
Slithering down my gullet
Ah! indigestion

--Pam SPAM

18258.
Sizzling in a pan
A slab of putrid Play-Doh
Let's pig out tonight

--Pam SPAM

18259.
Such a perfect cube
Served on a roundish platter
Eat geometry

--Pam SPAM

18260.
When I'm real hungry
I spoon SPAM right from the can
Emitting pink gas

--Pam SPAM

18261.
Something pink and blue
Perhaps a borrowed fork too
Will I get enough?

--Pam SPAM's Man

18262.
SPAM and fava beans
With a little Chianti
Slurped from your sweet hand

--Pam SPAM

18263.
Maps of marbled taste
SPAM will lead us to new heights
Spasms of cheap delight

--Pam SPAM's Man

18264.
Wall Street Journal news:
Hormel and IBM merge
Their motto--"Think Pink"

--Kathleen Connally, kathleen@luckygoon.com

18265.
Oh SPAM How I Love
You So, I Eat You For Lunch
My Favorite Meat

--Matt R

18266.
No terrorism?
Drop the SPAM and they will die
Oh the injustice

--Matt R

18267.
SPAM for breakfast and
SPAM for dinner, the SPAM is
My salty lover

--Matt R

18268.
Hamlet's Dilemma:
Says "To SPAM or not to SPAM?
That is digestion."

--Pterodactylman

18269.
Cut slot in the top,
suck out contents--fill with coins;
D.I.Y. SPAM-bank.

--Pterodactylman

18270.
Start turning the key,
suddenly lose interest;
short attention SPAM.

--Pterodactylman, pterodactylman@hotmail.com

18271.
Emeril loves SPAM
Cooks several recipes
He knows pork fat rules

--Lateknight_66

18272.
canned and well-preserved
cost-effective and spicy
oh, the loss to Jews

--Yizzy, YizzyYizz@hotmail.com

18273.
canned SPAM-o-rama
well-hidden in the cheese ball
no one will notice

--Yizzy, YizzyYizz@hotmail.com

18274.
Conductivity
Gravity, Force, and Friction
It fried my keyboard

--Dave L.

18275.
Potted lunch meat, babe
Penetration with pork scraps
A SPAM sex party

--gilles

18276.
SPAM in my cab'net
What a meaty treat it is
And that's a bad thing?

--Brazen Imp, Liddesdale@hotmail.com

18277.
Touchy feely SPAM
I know it is wrong of me
I repent again

--Brazen Imp, liddesdale@hotmail.com

18278.
Stand on the corner
Take again from the blue can
Watch the people swarm

--Brazen Imp, liddesdale@hotmail.com

18279.
SPAM! well hung haiku
She cries from the pain of it
It sooths as it burns

--Brazen Imp, liddesdale@hotmail.com

18280.
"Don't spare the SPAM," we
are admonished. Do not harm
Hormel's bottom line!

--Milford Pigboy

18281.
Betty Ford Clinic
has wards of twitching addicts
jonesing for their SPAM.

--Chuck Beard

18282.
But-if and yeah-but,
SPAM...shoulda, woulda, coulda,
Don't eat the pink snow!

--Zoids

18283.
Slather condiments
on my SPAM slab; then perhaps
pretend it's tasty.

--Milford Pigboy

18284.
SPAM piece on her tooth
Gaze will not drop to nipple
Love SPAM more than sex?

--Barry Bain

18285.
Sent SPAM by air mail
Zealous postal inspector
Attica serves SPAM!

--Barry Bain, barrybain@email.com

18286.
My parents believed
"Spare the SPAM and spoil the child."
Still in therapy

--Chuck Beard

18287.
New Army rations
were overproduced. Want some
surplus SPAMREs?

--Chuck Beard

18288.
My life left to chance
Let the SPAM fall where it may
Pick up cans later

--Wild T.

18289.
Insane fishing trip
You pathetic sick bastard
Using SPAM as bait

--Wild T

18290.
If you suck my cock
Maybe that will take the taste
Of SPAM from your mouth

--Wild T

18291.
Fed my dog fried SPAM.
My dog runs with the angels.
Dear!--The SPAM is on!

--Barry Bain, barrybain@email.com

18292.
A three act play: Act
One, SPAM. Act Two, Lion Pit.
Act Three, SPAM. Fade out.

--Fozzie

18293.
I read your SPAM-ku
jelly swims before my eyes
THE KEY! THE KEY! now.....

--Nation, Nation69@webtv.net

18294.
The dog licks the slime
Indigestion comes in time
Help me Rug Doctor...

--Roxy, RoxyRoxOn@webtv.net

18295.
Canned pig lips and snouts
dropped in little ghoul's treat bag:
Happy Halloween!

--Milford Pigboy

18296.
SPAM is best outdoors
Flies swarm when they sense the grease
Eat my rice in peace

--butter, dingo@mauigateway.com

18297.
True lust is like SPAM
Greasy Salty Sweaty Funk
May I have some more?

--butter

18298.
Shower out of soap
Upchuck meaty morning meal
Lather and shine, swine!

--JonnyPooPooPaints

18299.
One Mad Scientist
Takes over the world with SPAM
Monkey Spanking Boy

--MSB

18300.
They cannot be killed
An Army of SPAM women
Monkey Spanking Boy

--MSB