SPAM Haiku 19201-19300

Move backwards to Numbers 19101-19200.

19201.
Mom creates SPAM soup!
She did serve regular SPAM,
then...I made it soup!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19202.
SPAM sliced to the width
of one electron still would
taste as terrible.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19203.
Naked SPAM bathes in
my pan. The shameless vixen
wears no bikini!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19204.
A hundred cans of
SPAM on the wall. A hundred
cans of SPAM still there.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19205.
It's been seven hours
and fifteen days since I ate
that SPAM. I'm still sick.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19206.
fried I like with eggs
yolk and grease run down my legs
pig now walks on pegs

--insaneequine@hotmail.com

19207.
My Horst does love SPAM
and liverwurst sandwiches.
I must divorce him.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19208.
spread the salty gel
on warm toast, oh what the hell
arteries rebel

--insaneequine@hotmail.com

19209.
SPAM is soooo not meat.
Does it even look like meat?
You know it doesn't.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19210.
This is our dinner!?
Oh babe, I beg to differ.
SPAM is not dinner!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19211.
A broken mirror
and a can of SPAM both give
seven years bad luck.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19212.
Don't serve caviar.
SPAM more distinguished than ham
will suit them just fine.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19213.
My lunchbox holds a
secret SPAM and egg sandwich.
Please don't tell on me!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19214.
Momma always said
put a knife under the can...
cuts the pain in two.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19215.
People will tell you
a diamond is forever,
but...so is my SPAM.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19216.
Hey, this ain't the "kind."
This here SPAM's a fugazi!
Break his legs Guido!!!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19217.
The wise men came far
bringing frankincense and myrrh
and heavenly SPAM.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19218.
My boyfriend came home;
SPAM smeared in his pubic hair
I know he's cheatin'!!!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19219.
Before he ate SPAM,
Ralph was just his given name.
Now Ralph KNOWS the verb.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19220.
I had SPAM for lunch
Grandma says I must wait ten
DAYS! before I swim!!!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19221.
What is this toe jam
doing between my fingers?
Nevermind, its SPAM.

--Mithium (A.M.B.), pm_extreme9@yahoo.com

19222.
Only on the net
are nineteen thousand haiku
devoted to SPAM.

--tragicallywhiteguy

19223.
Old cutlet of SPAM
stabs at my tender stomach
like a rusty blade.

--tragicallywhiteguy

19224.
In the Pacific
fighting for peace with Japan
young soldiers ate SPAM.

--tragicallywhiteguy

19225.
Lost in dark forest
Poor hunting skills breed hunger
SPAM prevents my death

--tragicallywhiteguy

19226.
Old time folklore speaks
of gold at the rainbow's end.
I think SPAM awaits!

--tragicallywhiteguy

19227.
Deep Appalachia
Run-down diner in winter
Blue plate special? SPAM!

--tragicallywhiteguy

19228.
Literary sin?
Immortalized in haiku?
SPAM warrants either.

--tragicallywhiteguy

19229.
Infinite wisdom
To be attained in one life
SPAM shows us the light

--tragicallywhiteguy

19230.
A taste treat, you bet!
I stuff SPAM with Velveeta
Your guests will want more

--Mike eccles, Ecclesmike@aol.com

19231.
This is good advice
Spend your time earning money
Not writing SPAM-ku

--Angus Murray

19232.
BSE from SPAM?
Contaminated for years!
We're going to die!

--Angus Murray

19233.
The word Mar-ti-ni
Spelt backwards is "Ram it in"!
But "SPAM" is but "Maps"

--Angus Murray

19234.
Rub SPAM on your butt
Put your head between your legs
Kiss your ass goodbye!

--Angus Murray

19235.
They say fish is brain
food. Then the antithesis
to fish must be SPAM.

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

19236.
SPAM--all you can eat
for a buck! (a second can
has yet to be used).

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

19237.
Hormel has made a
product too challenging for
its fans to open.

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

19238.
The priest just arrived!
SPAM exorcism is deadly,
But God is with him.

--Shadowpig14

19239.
made a mannequin
from SPAM that was out of date
"can i marry you?"

--doopfan, doopfan@yahoo.com

19240.
doughnuts made from SPAM...
culinary curio
or fragile sex-aid?

--doopfan, doopfan@yahoo.com

19241.
angels cast to hell
coveting the SPAM of god
yet men mock SPAM. why?

--doopfan, doopfan@yahoo.com

19242.
i like to buy SPAM
but eat the paper labels
wasteful but tasty

--doopfan, doopfan@yahoo.com

19243.
see the rotten SPAM
it's a wondrous microcosm
for animalcules

--doopfan, doopfan@yahoo.com

19244.
a hungry orphan
finds broken key on tin can
hunger but relief

--doopfan, doopfan@yahoo.com

19245.
discounted coupons
"SPAM! two for the price of three!"
cruel typo error

--doopfan, doopfan@yahoo.com

19246.
dead cockroach in SPAM
unappetizing problem:
eat roach but leave SPAM

--doopfan, doopfan@yahoo.com

19247.
an old man found dead
starved but surrounded by SPAM
euthanasia?

--doopfan, doopfan@yahoo.com

19248.
"don't play with your food"
"mom, what else to do with SPAM?"
perplexed i hold fork...

--doopfan, doopfan@yahoo.com

19249.
SPAM morsel chokes me!
swallow it or suffocate?
which has more honor?

--doopfan, doopfan@yahoo.com

19250.
abysmal pink cube
seasoned with tears of children
supper perdition

--doopfan, doopfan@yahoo.com

19251.
my SPAM sandwiches:
made by maternal uncle
lunchbox carbuncle

--doopfan, doopfan@yahoo.com

19252.
peel back the tin lid...
carrion? adipocere?
blue label white lies

--doopfan, doopfan@yahoo.com

19253.
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
SPAM SPAM SPAM! THE END : )

--Anonymous

19254.
staring up at me
human eye found in SPAM loaf
like weird kinder egg

--doopfan, doopfan@yahoo.com

19255.
ponder the sheep's face...
lambs make kebabs pigs make SPAM
sheep should look more smug

--doopfan, doopfan@yahoo.com

19256.
hallucinations
SPAM spread on moldy rye bread
ergot innocent

--doopfan, doopfan@yahoo.com

19257.
a SPAM-sculpted bride
a net-curtain wedding dress
married in basement

--doopfan, doopfan@yahoo.com

19258.
Nobels and Oscars
Compare not to the greatness
Of the God named SPAM

--jake, marbles234@hotmail.com

19259.
I will kill myself
with the tab of that SPAM can.
What else can I do?

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19260.
Hubble telescope
Finds SPAM dominant life form
Hey, get used to it

--................................Swampnougat@netscape.net

19261.
As SPAM is to food
Like scrapple to an apple
Pink polymer dude

--Cubby--

19262.
SPAM and Pepto pink
Is this a coincidence
Absolutely not

--Cubby--

19263.
SPAM invades my mind.
Having never eaten it,
that's all it can do.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19264.
Lara hates the SPAM.
Panicked, I review my list,
But I still can't cook!

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19265.
Freeze SPAM into shards:
Use in martial arts defense.
Deadly sharp pink stars.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19266.
Oh, but yes my love!
SPAM, hot, squat, square, and naked.
My love's obsession.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19267.
quiet boy eats food
knows his family are poor
SPAM seasoned with love

--Anonymous

19268.
curiously light
the peeled key revealed nothing.
had SPAM ate itself?

--doopfan, doopfan@yahoo.com

19269.
bought a punctured tin
unpleasant surprise to find
SPAM had gone quite green

--doopfan, doopfan@yahoo.com

19270.
Bathed in cold moonlight
Another empty SPAM can
Cruel, forelorn object

--Gene Schwimmer

19271.
Sexy, tight-fitting
Cloth, suitable for eating
I call it SPAM-dex

--Gene Schwimmer

19272.
Why did the chicken
Cross the road? After all, the
SPAM is on this side

--Gene Schwimmer

19273.
Roadkill, dead on road
Achieves immortality,
Sort of, in a can.

--Gene Schwimmer

19274.
In your fantasies
Conan the SPAMbarian
Slices and dices

--................................Swampnougat@netscape.net

19275.
SPAM may taste awesome,
But the stink has scared away
Many a girl. Darn!

--Shadowpig14

19276.
Shadowpig14
has been captured. They grind him
into ShadowSPAM.

--Shadowpig14

19277.
a beautiful mind
ran shrieking into SPAMness
neuron pathways gone

--................................Swampnougat@netscape.net

19278.
Now in Jamaica
Tourists are approached with SPAM
"Take a hit of this"

--................................Swampnougat@netscape.net

19279.
No progress in SPAM!
Just recapitulation
of Hormel's process.

--Milford Pigboy

19280.
Continuous, and
sublime, mass production; canned
pig to the masses!

--Milford Pigboy

19281.
The SPAMwich dissolves
In my mouth. I savor the
Taste. Then I blow chunks.

--Shadowpig14

19282.
Afternoon traffic
Some jerk-ass punk flips me off
I wish SPAM on him

--Dennis McDougall, dennism@pcez.com

19283.
I served SPAM, then died
I came back as a hem'rhoid
What goes 'round, comes 'round

--Dennis McDougall, dennism@pcez.com

19284.
Peed on a cow fence
It discharged into my schween
Still beats eating SPAM

--Dennis McDougall, dennism@pcez.com

19285.
Bullies ambushed me
Hot-glued my lips to my balls
Still beats eating SPAM

--Dennis McDougall, dennism@pcez.com

19286.
I slipped off the trail
Broken limbs gnawed at by wolves
Still beats eating SPAM

--Dennis McDougall, dennism@pcez.com

19287.
SPAM-ku artist says
"When do I get paid for these?"
"NEVER?!? Dammit, Cho!"

--Dennis McDougall, dennism@pcez.com

19288.
Natural color
of dead pig flesh is not pink!
SPAM: chemical ruse.

--Milford Pigboy

19289.
U.S. Taliban:
hatched and brought up from the depths
of a pig lagoon.

--Milford Pigboy

19290.
what is the time now
lunch time dinner time SPAM time
everywhere the same

--Sam Hill, llihmas@hotmail.com

19291.
White supremacists
stockpile SPAM but not because
it tastes any good.

--Milford Pigboy

19292.
Panting, sweating, yes!
Oh baby, deep-throat my SPAM
It's Hormel porno

--possumrex

19293.
SPAM SPAM it's healthy
pink, fatty, smelly, and new
nutritious food source

--hofflaw11@aol.com

19294.
what are you, cat food?
unidentifiable
SPAM in a can, SPAM

--hofflaw11@aol.com

19295.
fake politicians
SPAM wafting on a foul wind
suicide rampage

--e.w.herman

19296.
Add SPAM to some corn
Mix with Milky-Ways, simmer
Mmm. Delicious treat

--Nicki Jones, nicola.jones@student.adelaide.edu.au

19297.
full speed and pagan
frozen catotonia
a dribble of SPAM

--e.w.herman

19298.
these fates worse than death
contemplating the silence
of this empty plate

--karl smith, hipkarlmarx@charter.net

19299.
i follow the stream
into the waiting forest
thoughts of SPAM follow

--karl smith, hipkarlmarx@charter.net

19300.
solitary nests
silhouettes on winter's dawn
awaiting tenants

--barbara capee, barb@capece.ws