SPAM Haiku 19301-19400

Move backwards to Numbers 19201-19300.

19301.
When asked, Clinton said:
I did not have SPAM with her,
that girl, Monica.

--aft-es63@att.net

19302.
Little Anderson
signing off for now dear friends.
No SPAM for awhile.

--Little Anderson, Little_anderson@hotmail.com

19303.
a twist in the mind
a spiralling psychosis
SPAM paste on mirror

--E.W.Herman

19304.
Little Anderson
SPAMku will haunt you always
You are one of us

--Wild T.

19305.
Been writing SPAMku
Seven years have come and gone
Pink words fill my mind

--Wild T.

19306.
Love for SPAM abounds
Almost twenty thousand strong
And it just won't stop

--Wild T.

19307.
National SPAM week
A time of celebration,
Nausea, and the shits

--Wild T.

19308.
I like SPAM, I do
Macaroni and Cheese too
Put them together

--Les Izzmor

19309.
If SPAM was purple
It would look a lot cooler
But still taste like shit

--Anonymous

19310.
do you like SPAM-ku?
get hot communication.
i am from japan.

--Anonymous

19311.
At this site I do
author searches for my name.
Is that vanity?

--Chuck Beard

19312.
SPAM...what a wonder
the taste that pleases all men
with my exception

--alli

19313.
My SPAM is my SPAM
Doesn't that make you happy
It isn't your SPAM

--Big Bad Mr. Noname

19314.
SPAM pink and lovely
processed and quivering here
my plate starts to melt

--Amy Lynn #2, alm1975x@hotmail.com

19315.
SPAM is not good food.
If you ask me to eat SPAM
I would call you rude.

--Josh, laravija@notes.udayton.edu

19316.
Olympics are done.
Americans did awesome!
All because of SPAM!

--Trevor Eldredge, trevoreldredge@msn.com

19317.
SPAMku addiction.
I've been doing this for years--
SPAM's not addicting!

--Trevor Eldredge, trevoreldredge@msn.com

19318.
SPAM ain't ham you clam
SPAM is something grand my man
SPAM don't taste like lamb

--Carl Hardwick, chardwick3@cox.net

19319.
I was fond of pink
Until I found love, O my
I now adore SPAM!

--samuel j morris esq, dr_sammybj@hotmail.com

19320.
Sometimes I used SPAM
As an aphrodisiac
No more girlfriends now

--Big Bad Mr. Noname

19321.
SPAM and some jelly
go good with peanut butter
on a friday night

--Will Ratto

19322.
I once knew a SPAM
He lived down on Hormel Lane
Lived a potted life

--C. Tucker, sthernantiquity@aol.com

19323.
SPAM on the window
Touch my body cold and wet
Farting smells like SPAM

--Andrea Spearman, Stars578@aol.com

19324.
SPAM in my pussy
I can feel it so mushy
Cum and eat it out

--M. Hall, suckmycock@xxx.com

19325.
fish swim very fast
gets eaten by bigger fish
fish gets stuck in net

--travis st.laurent

19326.
I sit down to lunch.
I bite into my SPAMwich.
No mustard? No way!

--Shadowpig14

19327.
A SPAM, by any
Other name would look as pink.
But would it still stink?

--J.Spence, jaespence@earthlink.net

19328.
SPAM. Written backwards,
A man will loathe to touch it.
Forwards? DOA.

--J. Spence, jaespence@earthlink.net

19329.
SPAM is like bad sex--
smells raunchy, feels slimy--and
leaves vile after-taste.

--J. Spence, jaespence@earthlink.net

19330.
I caress your skin--
A moist film of cold sweat. Yet--
My innards quiver.

--J.Spence, jaespence@earthlink.net

19331.
If I had a SPAM,
I'd eat it in the mor--ning!
(Then I would vomit.)

--J. Spence, jaespence@earthlink.net

19332.
Spew. SPAM. Sounds the same,
twelve in the morning, typing
haiku. Off to bed.

--J.Spence, jaespence@earthlink.net

19333.
Ah SPAM! I savor
each greasy little morsel
scraped from can corners.

--Milford Pigboy

19334.
Ira Gershwin said
until I heard Ella sing...
ate SPAM in Yonkers.

--matt headd

19335.
me and my brother
justified weekly combat
over can of SPAM

--matt headd

19336.
beast SPAM do a do
upitty pinkyishness
a haiku of sorts

--Anonymous

19337.
fish head stew with SPAM
disemboweled swine in a field
a butterfly wing

--E.W.Herman (air pee-wee)

19338.
Wouldn't you think like
Invertebrates if you could
See it and eat it?

--Ben Becker, rara_bb@gmx.li

19339.
I love SPAM people
They bring joy to all my life
Oh, so sexy, SPAM

--Paige White, nirvana_rocks7@hotmail.com

19340.
Nice SPAM can go toot
Unlike me and my pet fish
SPAM is mine always

--Paige White, nirvana_rocks7@hotmail.com

19341.
fleshy pink substance
EAT SPAM? better to be a
VEGETARIAN!

--Anonymous

19342.
hot pork...and pink jism
orgasmic SPAM splattered her
divorce considered

--Bleu Can dude, Bleucollar@webtv.net

19343.
Deep within the cube
a powerful spirit dwells,
old as time. Arise.

--David Duffield

19344.
It's all about spice.
SPAM without spice is tragic,
just lonely pink gruel.

--David Duffield

19345.
Fat boy gobbles SPAM
Plaque besieges arteries
Poor kid will die young

--David Duffield

19346.
Protein, carbs, lipids.
An exclusive SPAM diet,
all one man can ask.

--David Duffield

19347.
Mixed feelings for SPAM:
one day hate, the next day love.
I wish SPAM was not.

--David Duffield

19348.
Here's my evil plan:
I'll isolate SPAM flavor,
put it in all foods.

--David Duffield

19349.
My thoughts stuck on SPAM
Addiction turns my brain pink
I know I can stop

--David Duffield

19350.
Fish have been known to
fall as rain. SPAM tins would hurt,
umbrellas no good.

--John Byer

19351.
Ronnie Biggs returns,
old, sad, missing English food.
But not the SPAM though.

--John Byer

19352.
Poet laureate,
Vacant. Applicant's CV--
"One hundred SPAMku."

--John Byer

19353.
Test match interval.
Is that squash they drink? Orange?
SPAM broth. Victory.

--John Byer

19354.
Salt and vinegar,
Cheese and onion, barbecue.
SPAM flavored crisps? Pass.

--John Byer

19355.
My nephew's wedding.
What to buy? Toaster? Hoover?
Crate of SPAM. Sorted.

--John Byer

19356.
Stripped to the bare bones,
words discarded, just truth left.
Like SPAM, essential.

--John Byer

19357.
Twenty-five seconds,
I gave myself, to compose
this haiku. Just ten.

--John Byer

19358.
"May I remind you,"
(Says SHAM sternly), "this website
is all about SPAM."

--John Byer

19359.
Chill out O SHAM dude.
Your paranoia disturbs.
Take SPAM and relax.

--John Byer

19360.
Will I return here,
Like a dog to its vomit
in years to come? Sleep.

--John Byer

19361.
White grease blend of snow
Sizzle, trickle, flip again
Into mouth, out of...

--Andrew Oloffson, oloff22@hotmail.com

19362.
Say no to apples
Say yes to omniscient flesh
Shut up and eat it

--Andrew Oloffson, oloff22@hotmail.com

19363.
Your thigh in my face
Swallow thy puss without fuss
In the pan you reign

--Andrew Oloffson, oloff22@hotmail.com

19364.
Why Oscar hoopla?
What does J. Lo's hair have to
do with price of SPAM?

--Milford Pigboy

19365.
Monkey Spanking Boy
Spank the SPAM 'til near blindness
Some kids never learn

--MSB

19366.
Monkey Spanking Boy
Sex is slimy and messy
If done the right way

--MSB

19367.
I wished that all the
morons had stopped SPAMkuing.
Too many morons.

--Tom Lilly

19368.
New Generation
Learn from SPAM spanking mentor
Monkey Spanking Boy

--MSB

19369.
Now, I don't even
want to read them any more.
A pox on meatheads!

--Tom Lilly

19370.
SPAMidiots must
know my suffering, for they
are my suffering.

--Tom Lilly

19371.
I laugh no longer
either. All SPAMku is pain.
You ulcers! crap! cramps!

--Tom Lilly

19372.
When will your SPAMku
unslough from the grinder pure
pink to the marrow?

--Tom Lilly

19373.
All together now!
He's got the itty bitty
baby in his can...

--Tom

19374.
...he's got the itty
bitty baby in his can.
He's got the itty...

--Tom Lilly

19375.
...bitty baby in
his can. He's got the whole world
in his can. Thank you!

--Tom Lilly

19376.
I'm good for two shows
nightly. Now, I need high-fat
succor, perhaps SPAM.

--Tom Lilly

19377.
SPAM inspires all this.
How many haiku, therefore,
would "God" generate?

--John Byer

19378.
No more, no less. SPAM!
An allegory supreme,
all things to all men.

--John Byer

19379.
Omnipotent SHAM.
Benefactor of these thoughts.
World expert on SPAM.

--John Byer

19380.
Do you have a life
(SHAM), outside of this website?
Can it be SPAMless?

--John Byer

19381.
The food of the Gods.
Fit for Jupiter's cronies.
It's SPAMbrosia.

--John Byer

19382.
"You're the John Byer?
Author of all those SPAMku?"
Hasn't happened yet!

--John Byer

19383.
"Survivor"--latest
reality prog. Tawdry.
They'd kill for SPAM. True.

--John Byer

19384.
Nuremberg drama.
Where's the SPAM in that? Problem.
Hormel--Hitler's aide?

--John Byer

19385.
DU-tipped shells are
health hazard. Official. SPAM-
tipped shells are safe. Bounce.

--John Byer

19386.
Clint's High Plains Drifter.
Blew my mind. Town painted red.
Almost SPAMville, wow!

--John Byer

19387.
Psycho, Janet Leigh.
All that blood in the shower,
pink, like liquid SPAM.

--John Byer

19388.
Some Like it Hot. Yes,
another great film. Clearly
thinking about SPAM.

--John Byer

19389.
Aliens--rubbish.
What disappointment to see
all those SPAM effects.

--John Byer

19390.
With uncouth burps, farts
barbarian banquet guests
would have approved SPAM.

--Milford Pigboy

19391.
Eight hundred years, trained
Jedi have I, not one could
resist Dark Side SPAM.

--Yoda

19392.
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM,
SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, SPAM,
SPAM, baked beans, and SPAM.

--Shadowpig14

19393.
SPAM, you taste like crap.
Like a fat juicy turdling;
Am I making sense?

--Brenna, ThugLadybug@AOL.com

19394.
It's SPAM, it's SPAM, it's
Spreadable ham, oh it's so
Wonderful, it's SPAM

--Anonymous

19395.
Have Catholic priests
been luring acolytes with
wine, wafers, and SPAM?

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

19396.
Arthur Andersen
parties have downgraded from
caviar to SPAM.

--Scott Smith, ssmith@us.edu

19397.
Eyes, ears, tails, innards
Glisten in the ice-box light.
Pinkish porcine cube.

--devorka@hotmail.com

19398.
Tin can of flavor
Tasty flavor of tin can
Fry it up please, Mom

--Mr. Partin

19399.
Two chicks and a dog
and they all love to eat SPAM
I wish I were SPAM

--Brent, Bret & Todd

19400.
The Can Is Empty
The Half-Meat Is All Gone Now
The Can is Empty

--SPAM Man, coolzonr@excite.com