6901.
If SPAM is so great
How come no one else makes it?
The lone meat product.
--Otis Gee, abweiss@flash.net
6902.
As far as I know,
SPAM was intended for war.
I'd rather be shot.
--Otis Gee, abweiss@flash.net
6903.
SPAM is in a can,
It may have parts of lamb,
Who would give a damn?
--T-Bird
6904.
Don't eat SPAM no more.
When I was young, then sometimes.
Now all this burping.
--timothyk@indra.com
6905.
I saw a pink blob
Sitting on the table top
Meat? It couldn't be!
--Jared Abrams
6906.
jelly residue
my fingers all glistening
oh what have I done
--j.larson, larsonja@ohsu.edu
6907.
Children in my yard
louder than the night heron.
Pink meat splats on head.
--Jeff Bacen, http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/3532, necab@hotmail.com
6908.
A Kyoto heatwave.
Corner market, blue cans bloat.
Cleanup! On Aisle Five!
--Jeff Bacen, http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/3532, necab@hotmail.com
6909.
Night-time shutter squeaks.
Lubrication to sate noise,
pink-loaf gelatin.
--Jeff Bacen, http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/3532, necab@hotmail.com
6910.
SPAM is King Elvis
old and fat on black velvet
"Viva Las Vegas"
--Todd Angerhofer, ZipAnger@aol.com, Course 13 Class of 91
6911.
"'Not a SPAM,' I cried,
Awakening in horror."
--Porky Pig story.
--Mike
6912.
Canned pears, Black Label,
Horlicks, dried abalone,
The blue tin: Gongxi!
--Paul Handley
6913.
Lafite stands uncorked
SPAM's silvered seal is scrolled back
Vintages breathing
--Paul Handley
6914.
Friends' pact to tempt death
Fugu-sashi, Kei orders
Mine: SPAM nigiri
--Paul Handley
6915.
Rev. Moon's red patten
With kimchee: relic reborn
Why must the North starve?
--Paul Handley
6916.
Japan's boom and bust
Hong Kong returns to China
Only SPAM's constant
--Paul Handley
6917.
Homesick in Tokyo
My chef adapts with genius
SPAM chawanmushi
--Paul Handley
6918.
Red and viscous mass
It sounds dangerous, says Lee
Banned in Singapore
--Paul Handley
6919.
Lunchtime fantasy:
SPAM cakes on banana leaf
Creamy durian
--Paul Handley
6920.
Knives flying, flashing
Benihana chops my SPAM
Medium rare, please
--Paul Handley
6921.
"Try it Mahmed", says
Hormel's Jakarta agent:
"It's not really pork!"
--Paul Handley
6922.
Hormel workers strike
Asks boss: What is it you want?
Pay less SPAM, or more?
--Paul Handley
6923.
No skins! Help the seals
No tuna! Save the dolphins
Pink pork is true Green
--Paul Handley
6924.
SPAM is wonderful
It tastes good with hot cross buns
That's a bunch of bull
--Anonymous
6925.
Hormel scientists
slyly coerce young spam to
hate the government.
--Nathan McKenna, xylo@wcn.net
6926.
America's spam:
Purple mountain majesty--
sea to shining sea.
--Nathan McKenna, xylo@wcn.net
6927.
We are, each of us
multicolored flecks cast in
aggregate despair.
--Nathan McKenna, xylo@wcn.net
6928.
Certain death or SPAM:
The grunt's age old dilemma.
Pull the tab... Count four.
--Nathan McKenna, xylo@wcn.net
6929.
SPAM, it tastes so good!
But you must ask the question,
Does he always lie?
--Andy Connor, ensamc@bath.ac.uk
6930.
When Uncle Fred died--
suddenly, in the pantry,
ten new cans of SPAM.
--Anonymous
6931.
People write of SPAM
And it makes me wonder this:
"Do they have a life?"
--Marty Stein
6932.
Romans feast on SPAM
Visit vomitorium
No feather needed
--SNL Fan
6933.
As he crossed the Alps
Brown streaks in the Alpine snow
Hannibal had SPAM
--Wild T.
6934.
SPAM line started the
Bolshevik revolution
And death of the Czar
--Wild T.
6935.
Let them all eat SPAM
So said Marie Antoinette
They cut off her head
--Wild T.
6936.
Monkey Spanking Boy
Puccini, Vivaldi, SPAM
With seats in the loge
--MSB
6937.
Monkey Spanking Boy
Hormel cans make good glasses
The fat lady sings
--MSB
6938.
Monkey Spanking Boy
Lends new meaning to the phrase
"O SPAM-O Mio"
--MSB
6939.
Monkey Spanking Boy
One shot won the teddy bear
SPAM on milk bottles
--MSB
6940.
Monkey Spanking Boy
Taking home another prize
"He put SPAM in pie?"
--MSB
6941.
Walk through the swine barn
Future SPAM, future lovers
Monkey Spanking Boy
--MSB
6942.
Monkey Spanking Boy
He won the demo derby
In his SPAMobile
--MSB
6943.
SPAM can on the mound
Struck out from foreign substance
Monkey Spanking Boy
--MSB
6944.
Foul ball in the stands
Pink stuff splattered in the beer
Monkey Spanking Boy
--MSB
6945.
That is NOT pine tar
It's a tape measure grandSPAM
Monkey Spanking Boy
--MSB
6946.
Highlights of SPAM on
ESPN SportsCenter
Monkey Spanking Boy
--MSB
6947.
Monkey Spanking Boy
Spanking the SPAM on top of
Kilimanjaro
--MSB
6948.
Monkey Spanking Boy
Introduce SPAM to natives
In some grotesque dance
--MSB
6949.
Monkey Spanking Boy
Uses a SPAM cube to stop
A charging rhino
--MSB
6950.
Monkey Spanking Boy
Lazy lions licking SPAM
No longer have pride
--MSB
6951.
Monkey Spanking Boy
SPAM ritual with baboons
"At last I am home"
--MSB
6952.
SPAM in the court room
Who wears the judge's black robe?
Monkey Spanking Boy
--MSB
6953.
Raincoat covers SPAM
Oh baliff, whack his pee-pee!
He should have worn gloves
--MSB
6954.
Hormel shoplifter
Leave the SPAM in my chambers
No more evidence
--MSB
6955.
Jury of his peers
He spanked his SPAM in public
So, What was his crime?
--MSB
6956.
The First Amendment
Allows one's freedom of SPAM
Just, PLEASE, wash your hands!
--MSB
6957.
The right to bear SPAM
An inalienable right
Who is best to judge?
--MSB
6958.
Caught with his pants down
Disbarred for taking SPAM bribe
Monkey Spanking Boy
--MSB
6959.
Oral fixation
Have your SPAM and eat it too
Not salty enough
--Wild T.
6960.
Stop this endless game
Twisting little squares of SPAM
A pink Rubik's cube
--Wild T.
6961.
Intestines explode
Entrails splatter the four walls
Nitro-SPAM-erine
--Wild T.
6962.
Serve the Christmas meal
On fine china with crystal
SPAM and Jack Daniels
--Wild T.
6963.
Wall Street says Hormel
up five percent last quarter,
less than expected.
--Michael Kalantarian, mk@sonic.net and Kevin Johnson, kevin_johnson@iacnet.com
6964.
Why doth yonder SPAM
Intrigue my senses like no
Other canned meat food?
--Spamman
6965.
"Nine-milli his ass,"
he said after being forced
to eat a SPAM slice.
--Spamman
6966.
A sprig of fennel
Gracing artful pink slivers
SPAM nouveau cuisine
--Mr. Karaoke
6967.
Why quibble, Leroy?
SPAM for supper, SPAM for lunch
It's always pink, son
--Mr. Karaoke
6968.
true, i was thoughtless
but your revenge was wicked
you gave the spam back...
--Mr. Karaoke
6969.
He fought the great fish
Pulling for many hours--but
It was only SPAM
--Rachel Pearson
6970.
Sweltering June night
Outside my sleepless bedroom
I can hear the swine.
--Kurt Trenkle
6971.
Is the salt I taste
Used for preserving the SPAM
Or to mask the taste?
--Kurt Trenkle
6972.
SPAM in a forest...
The can is opened alone.
Will anyone eat?
--Kurt Trenkle
6973.
Magnificent spring!
The early cherry blossoms
Remind me of SPAM.
--Kurt Trenkle
6974.
SPAM under thumbnail,
Turns to jerky over time,
Mid-class chewy snack.
--Jeremy M. Bartel, jeremy.bartel@csun1.csun.edu
6975.
Blender full of SPAM,
Mixed with heavy mayonnaise,
Tasty bypass shake.
--Jeremy M. Bartel, jeremy.bartel@csun1.csun.edu
6976.
SPAM on my finger,
Squished into belly button,
Sweet, rotting, love stench.
--Jeremy M. Bartel, jeremy.bartel@csun1.csun.edu
6977.
Probing through my SPAM
With a salad fork, I found
Seven fresh stitches.
--Jay, kcridlin@mounet.com
6978.
comes in a blue can
crank it open with the key
deposit on plate
--dog toy boy, dog_toy@hotmail.com
6979.
Fleah-eating virus
Bane of mankind. But fear not:
It doesn't like SPAM.
--Anonymous
6980.
Recurring nightmare
||:Panic, squeals, hoofs, terror, blood
Recurring nightmare:||
--james simply james
6981.
If I shove my thumb
Deep into a cube of SPAM
Will I get it back?
--james simply james
6982.
I asked Miss Manners
Should one use a fork or spoon
for SPAM? She said no.
--james simply james
6983.
Scooby snacks are great
SPAM and dog biscuit plate! Scoo-
by Doo, where are you?
--Peter Simpson, Whaarfrat@aol.com
6984.
Barbie has no crotch
Lacking genitalia,
Ken can only watch
--Peter Simpson, Whaarfrat@aol.com
6985.
Plastic surgeon grafts
with SPAM: Ken's newest hobby--
Wham, bam, thank you SPAM!
--Peter Simpson, Whaarfrat@aol.com
6986.
me, you...6-4-2
the amway spam tastes like shit
let us sponsor you
--kevin, mrmagik@hotmail.com
6987.
spam, spam, he's our man
look in the mirror dumbass
nam ruo s'eh maps maps
--lloyd, mrmagik@hotmail.com
6988.
Sow reading a book:
Young Brits boared on desert isle.
Will the boys be tinned?
--Stephen Linhart, stephen@stephen.com
6989.
Put down the SPAM. Now!
Okay. Back away slowly.
Oh my God. No! It's...
--Stephen Linhart, stephen@stephen.com
6990.
Shiny empty can.
Once full of tender SPAM meat.
Now my stomach is.
--James Bickford, style@javanet.com
6991.
The food of the Gods
is made with meat by-products
rich with sodium.
--James Bickford, style@javanet.com
6992.
The sun is shining.
The SPAM is freshly opened.
I am in Heaven.
--James Bickford, style@javanet.com
6993.
Made a SPAM sculpture
of a dog I called Spammy.
Porkshire terrier.
--James Bickford, style@javanet.com
6994.
Put a wick in it!
SPAM candles burn all night long.
Yum, smells like bacon.
--James Bickford, style@javanet.com
6995.
I eat lots of SPAM
I am a Canadian
I am the SPAM Man
--Andrew Robertson
6996.
SPAM man is Spammy
He's the Spammiest Spammer
He's Spammy Davis
--Albert C. Ruiz
6997.
Karl Marx loves the SPAM
SPAM was the Soviet Union
The workers ate SPAM
--Albert C. Ruiz
6998.
SPAM as in spoiled ham?
Hits your guts with mighty blams
Small can for power...
--R. Samels, rsamels@uakron.edu
6999.
Its very presence
indicator of White Trash.
Cupboards never lie!
--Scott Wolfe, Lowguy@jetlink.net
7000.
Cooked on a campfire,
only a bear would attempt
theft of my breakfast!
--Scott Wolfe, Lowguy@jetlink.net