Go backwards to The SHAM's Tasty Picks (Part 2).
2011.
At the abattoir
Party, some pigs, crazed with gel,
Made spamicide dives.
2047.
Myrrh, frankincense, and
SPAM: the gifts of two wise men
and one complete fool.
2073.
Sleeping in a tin,
You must drive a fork through its
Heart to kill the SPAM.
2113.
Like a tiny brain
Squared-off and left to fester,
SPAM adorns my plate.
2120.
New fundamental
particle found in pig snouts.
It's the SPARK (SPiced quARK).
2158.
This picnic with you
and all the ants in your SPAM,
loaded with protein.
2204.
O Terrible SPAM!
You're not a carcinogen.
You're cancer itself.
2248.
much like drug-dealers
Hormel executives don't
use their own product
2260.
Awoke to find I'd
Grown a SPAM upon my head.
It wants its own hat!
2271.
Hickory smoked SPAM.
Hickory's been comatose
Since that fateful day.
2273.
When I was a kid
Mom would make SPAM casserole.
Now she denies it.
2339.
1984:
"Slavery is freedom" "War
is peace" "SPAM is food"
2342.
Churchill on SPAM: "A
riddle wrapped in a myst'ry
wrapped in some pink gel."
2346.
Munch serves his guest SPAM.
The next day he paints "The Scream."
Mere coincidence?
2358.
Mr. Leopold
Bloom ate with great relish the
SPAM he got from cans.
2361.
"South of the Border."
Tacky highway tourist trap.
Home of SPAM tacos.
2379.
SPAM haiku with links!
Isn't that a cool
idea?
OK, maybe not.
2387.
"These SPAM nachos rule!"
"Yeah yeah! Heh-heh. SPAM kicks ass!"
"Huh-huh. Huh-huh-huh."
2395.
When I exclaimed "SPAM
Haiku," my wife gave me a
Tissue, "Gesundheit."
2409.
The quality of
SPAM is not strained. It droppeth
Like a gentle turd.
2410.
New brand: Chia SPAM.
Meat and greens in every bite.
Hormel, we'd buy it!
2439.
Is putting SPAM on
The engendered feces list
Scatological?
2455.
At the abbatoir
Scythes and grinders groan. Outside
Hormel's barrow waits.
2479.
For bettor or verse
SPAM marries both gambler and
poet forever.
2541.
The Nixon White House:
SPAM at state dinner. Chef says,
"I am not a cook."
2546.
The Clinton White House:
SPAM for state dinner...Hey, where'd
it go? It's gone! BILL!
2563.
In Shakespeare's SPAMlet:
Shouts at Ophelia, "Get thee
to a cannery."
2610.
Queasy, greasy SPAM
Slithers without propulsion
Across a white plate.
2652.
Cheeks pink as primrose,
SPAM-sculpted. Sweetly dimpling,
Pig-malion smiles
2658.
Late night dogs barking
Trashcan lid so tightly fit
Brother's untouched SPAM
2661.
Duodenum writhes
In agony. The chyme churns
With the hapless SPAM.
2680.
mom was never home
and dad could only cook spam
now I'm a parent
2692.
Failed experiment.
I kneel on the bathroom tile
retching SPAM chowder.
2693.
Greasy tin, French bread
on a cracked, plastic table:
A poor man's pâté.
2707.
On rice and kimchi
In a bed of lettuce leaf
SPAM, misunderstood
2810.
Condemned inmate eats
SPAM for his last meal. He is
A Dead Man Farting.
2811.
"Open the SPAM can
Lid, HAL." "I'm sorry, Dave, I
Can't do that," HAL says.
2832.
If Schrödinger's cat
eats the SPAM, uncertainty
is out the door: dead.
2837.
Mir linkup in space,
astronauts bring SPAM as gift.
Uh oh. Nude space walk.
2840.
SPAM treat: smart paté,
or meat parts, or ma's pet rat;
spells and smells the same.
2863.
Can't hate her for it.
Turns out she was SPAM-abused
by HER own mother.
2890.
Geezers in nursing
home count minutes 'til SPAM lunch.
Not much to live for.
2905.
Make haiku on SPAM?
What pretention! Forget it.
Leave it to the prose.
2951.
Some think SPAM IS GOOD,
but SAD PIGS MOO to avoid
Hormel's PIG ASS DOOM.
2968.
Cop beats up migrants
Heading for "jobs" at Hormel.
Meat tenderizer.