In keeping with the spirit of the Amber DRPG Rulebook, a couple of the other players decided that clearly similar little pithy descriptions had to be thought up for the various player characters. Here are all the ones that I heard about.
Dalamar, "Master Spy of Chaos," "I'm Just a Diplomatic Attache"
Felicia, "Trump Bimbo of Amber"
Katarina, "Amber's White Knight," "Toymistress of Amber"
Keverian, "Eagle Scout of Amber," "Dangerous Blonds, Inc."
Mikele, "Trouble in the Wings," "Pincushion of Amber"
Nikrowd, "Lunatic at Large"
Torquil, "Straight Man of Amber," someday he hopes to be president of the Alastair Fan Club.
In several years of running, people have said a few things that some might consider funny.